what do you want to be when you grow up?
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a porno star/skier/presdent/your mom/women.
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
z_boarder914
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RAF Pilot.
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ABLO:.
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I think I've gone insane, can't remember my own name....
www.MOUNTAINCANON.com
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ABLO:.Member no: 12718
I think I've gone insane, can't remember my own name....
www.MOUNTAINCANON.com
Insomniac
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pro skiier/photographer/production company thinger/ ski bum
the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?
www.nssnow.cjb.net
^go ther and support the skiing community
the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?
www.nssnow.cjb.net
^go ther and support the skiing community
huckasaurus
Member
I wanna be a mother fuckin hustla...
Capt.Flannel
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occupational therapist or a drummer in a famous band.
Adamskinick
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too bad this is a good thread but u know some fuck is gonna say something dumb and ruin it, i.e manwhore
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ECO
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Adamskinick
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too bad this is a good thread but u know some fuck is gonna say something dumb and ruin it, i.e manwhore
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ECO
need new, inexpensive textbooks for college/mba, emba programs, message me
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ECO
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Irotate360
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professional ski bum
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Ski Season is here yo! another fine year of the white stuff
Ski-Unit
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Ski Season is here yo! another fine year of the white stuff
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Itsbackfliptime
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at first I was thinking lawyer but now I have no interest in that and I'm thinking something with computers.
Coming Soon...
Coming Soon...
crazyboarder
Member
Right now i'm studying to repair electonic instument in helicopter and airplane, this should help be to be hire by an heli-ski company as a tech.
sidekick_rep
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yea, forget growing up, itll never really happen...and im gonna be an industrial desiger and make pimp skis
KootenayGuy
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i wanna do somethin in ski or nature biz.
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
Mattman
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well when I was 4 years old my mom asked my 'what I wanted to be when I grow up and I said 'I wanna be a PANDA BEAR' my mom laughed at me, every now and again, my bro's remind me of that
Matt
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My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
you guys on the east have mountains yet?-CJ
Matt
Member 2912
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
you guys on the east have mountains yet?-CJ
bigtreefallhard
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a donut man
what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Crystal-needs-a-park
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wasnt this just asked a little while ago?
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Crystal-needs-a-park
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tis a common misconception... people defining themselves by their job.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
A pro skier/pirate who lives in a yacht in Pugeot Sound, and raids oil tankers and then sells the oil to the Bush administration for beer money. It's going to work, just watch.
-By the way, I'm going to steal the yacht from some rich white fat man, and then paint it all black, like a newschool pirate. The Yacht will have sails, but they will be just for looks.
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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
-By the way, I'm going to steal the yacht from some rich white fat man, and then paint it all black, like a newschool pirate. The Yacht will have sails, but they will be just for looks.
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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Ds91260
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its not that people define themselves by their jobs, its that they want a job that fits their personality, unfourtunatley most people will never get that job and will never have a totally fullfilling life, so party sooner rather than later, cause for all you know, your gonna be the manager of 7-11
and remember, you can read a million books and get really smart, but if your a weiner, everyone will still hate you
die.
and remember, you can read a million books and get really smart, but if your a weiner, everyone will still hate you
die.
Insomniac
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hey skimack, need a first mate??
the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?
www.nssnow.cjb.net
^go ther and support the skiing community
the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?
www.nssnow.cjb.net
^go ther and support the skiing community
dilla_says_go
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a principal, or a caterpillar.
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freeze_pooter
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geologist or a professional daytime talk show guest
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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay
'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty
'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart
'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'
'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'
'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay
'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty
'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart
'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'
'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'
'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
rebel
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What defines 'grown-up' because I think I'm going to be 'grown-up' in three weeks. Three weeks till I'm done college and enter the real world. I have no idea what I'm going to do and I'm terrified. Somebody hold me.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
linemaverick540
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whoa 221's icon says boner king, not burger king. i always thoguht it was burger king..... i dony want to do anything when im older. i want to be a chill ski bump living or tortillas and ramen noddles. i dont care about being rich or have tons of food and all that shit, i just need some snow and some skis
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linemaverick540
Active member
id be active too, its not like id just sit and eat packets of ramen noodles all day
member5054
member5054
Hey Insomniac, I've allready got a first mate, but we could use a crew. Mabe I should assemble a whole crew before this plan goes into action.?
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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
WIfreeskier
Active member
i dunno, i'll probably die somehow before i grow up
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'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
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'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
Hey Insomniac, I've allready got a first mate, but we could use a crew. Mabe I should assemble a whole crew before this plan goes into action.?
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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
HandiBoard
Active member
^ ya me too
I'll go to school for engineering and be a terrain park technician at a mountain open year round
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Grandmaster CT Skiers
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
I'll go to school for engineering and be a terrain park technician at a mountain open year round
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Grandmaster CT Skiers
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
HandiBoard
Active member
me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Grandmaster CT Skiers
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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Grandmaster CT Skiers
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.