what do you want for christmas?

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westbeachgirl

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My brother is a huge skibum and an avid member of this site. The only problem is I have no clue what to get him for christmas - I'm hoping some of you could offer suggestions (

 
My brother is a huge skibum and an avid member of this site. The only problem is I have no clue what to get him for christmas - I'm hoping some of you could offer suggestions (

 
how the hell did u do that? u posted a thread, then double posted in your own thread. what the hell? dare i say it... NS alien?

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

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'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

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My brother is a huge skibum and an avid member of this site. The only problem is I have no clue what to get him for christmas - I'm hoping some of you could offer suggestions (less than $100) or at least tell me what YOU want for Christmas. He's currently competiting in California but he'll be back up to Canada soon.

(Sorry for the numerous replies with nothing - I just realized you can't add a less than symbol into the text)

 
find a good ski video that he doesnt have and that should do the trick.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Joel

'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
 
My brother is a huge skibum and an avid member of this site. The only problem is I have no clue what to get him for christmas - I'm hoping some of you could offer suggestions (less than $100) or at least tell me what YOU want for Christmas. He's currently competiting in California but he'll be back up to Canada soon.

(Sorry for the numerous replies with nothing - I just realized you can't add a less than symbol into the text)

 
get him a ski video or something.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
if he doesnt have goggles get him some oakley wisdoms, but there more than $100 i think, if he has some just get him ski movies

-ryan kavana
 
you mean if he has crappy goggles...

i dont think it's possible to ski well without goggles

phish *live* at fleetcenter on Dec. 2 is gonna be so sick
 
get him a bunch of drugs

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
^^haha yeah its perfectly alright

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
a vid and a subscription to a mag he doesnt have would be a good present. that or some pants or a hoodie or something.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
jump out of a giant cake wearing a studded leather bra and pink crotchless panties.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

-switchskier88
 
^ i can imagine it now MMmmmMMmmmMmmm

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
we all know this, they are still good ideas.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
I think the lack of skiing you're doing must be getting to your brain... especially if you can tell me how good your mother is (in bed).

 
its the thought that counts

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

-switchskier88
 
yeah, the ski movies are a good idea.

If Bill O'Reily was a freeskier: 'The spin stops here! Now we're spinning to the right!'

 
YESSSS need to ski need to ski need to ski or i go insane

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
whoa, 2 of the same icons in the same thread, weird, confusing a bit anyways, buy him a ski vid or some ski clothes like a hoodie or somethin

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In the shadows of darkness, I stand in the light.

-David

 
i used to need to ski or id go stupid, but now i do both

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

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Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
HEs your brother it doesnt really matter what you get him

But my birthday is this weekend and i wouldnt mind it if you jumped out of my cake with a studed leather bra and crotchless panties

 
get him goggles. Goggles are always a good present. And porn, lots of porn. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
does he have a specific clothing brand he likes?

really nice warm gloves would be a good one

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
You can never have enough Ski Pants or Hoodies

There is no such thing as shitty snow there is only shitty skiers.
 
videos are always nice

littering and....

littering and....

littering and....

littering and....

littering and smoking the reefer

oh officer thats not ours!
 
happy dayz is a good old one but take youur choice most of em are awesome

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and no i'm not brand new to the site i forgot my password (sorta stupid)
 
hahahah, happy dayz is old now? get 1242.

'This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.

Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.

I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.

Put a smile on the front of your head.'
 
oh God, stop the ski video talk, please, my boyfriend puts them before me now, and I SKI...don't encourage any more addictions!

get him some money or a gift card to his favorite store, then he can get wahtever he wants.

Let's make like a tree and...bounce!
 
1242, haven't seen it but heard good reviews on it from numerous people

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In the shadows of darkness, I stand in the light.

-David

 
jew in the house, i would get em money cause its ur bro, i mean i know its more sentimentle(sp) to get a reall gift but i hate getting things i dont want, ya know?

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courtesy of trouble:Okay lets add you and I subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and lets multiply... then if she says anything slap the hoe and say, 'hey hoe this wasn't a word problem'

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Credit to Handiboard for this one:Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

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courtesy of dynastar concept: Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck

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this is mine

ok so have to do this to a girl u hate, so u go up to her when she's talkin and stop in the middle of her sentecne and go 'open ur mouth' wait till she does it, and then say 'umm.. no won't fit' and walk away?

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my love for you is like diahrea, i just cant hold it in
 
yeah, an armada sweater woudl be sweet

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
id tell u what i got my brothers except they might look at this and find out and that would suck.. but my present for my brothers is sick

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
if he likes ns, get him ns clothing

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
concept_dude now that Christmas is over what did you get your brothers??

I ended up getting mine the 1242 vid - it went over well. Thanks.

 
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