What do you think about while on the john?

I'm hopin this shit is clean, and stays together, i hate clingons'

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
i dont think, i shit.

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www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
i wonder why if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

B===============D

Beer is the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy --Benjamin Franklin--

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
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actually thats just what I wondered earlier while pooping

B===============D

Beer is the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy --Benjamin Franklin--

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
you ;)

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

'blindblinds that was beutiful bro, i love it,' Snonasty
 
my turtles tank is right in front of the pisser in my bathroom, so i think about whether the turtle is checkin out my dangler.

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
i listen to music; i always have my cd player on

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

KPP represent

i just bought the PEs and im stoked

 
i think 'im so glad im not gay, this hurts'

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skiing isn't an obsession Dr.Phil, its life.

Winning isn't everyhting.......Its the ONLY thing

www.geocities.com/poor_boy184/enter SKI4LIFE - LIVE4EVER
 
i contemplate ever eating 3 insanity peppers at once again. sure yougart works well on a spicy tounge, but its hard as fuck to appily to a burning asshole.

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik

 
have you ever noticed that whenever you have to shit in a hurry you always end up having to wipe 50 frikin times?

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-Caleb

SMS Session 2

''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell

I promise I'll donate soon...
 
i think.....will there be more floaters than sinkers?

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fear makes it fun

'ride, ride, how we ride' -Dead Kennedys

'im a mugger!

ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do.
 
Tonight all I'll be thinking about is the 10-20 cm's of snow ecpected in Canmore tonight. Ahhh, I think I'm gonna go take a shit right now.

'I think I'm developing a bad habit, Ive done mushrooms at school 3 times this year' 'You idiot, were 4 days into it'
 
My mom keeps crossword puzzles and other word games books on top of the laundry hampers in the bathrooms, so I just work on those. That, or my dad usually leaves a newspaper in there

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
i hope that nothin pulls me into the toilet. :/

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
 
The better question would be what DON'T I think about.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
I used to read while I shat, but when I dropped a hardcover Harry Potter into the toilet, that habit abruptly ended.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
haha, I have a TV in my parents bedroom that is at an angle so you can see it from the toilet, so I get to watch tv while I shit, I just keep the door open and lock the door to the bedroom. Now though the remote is broken and we are lazy to go buy a new one , so when I have to go shit real bad I always have to turn on the tv and see whats on, so I can put it on something good, before running to the toilet and taking my shit... Its good stuff

-Michael Lifshitz-

My friends (that's you) call me Mikee.
 
i usually get it over with quickly, but that sucks, cuz i almost always do it at work. and i wish it would take up more time. haha. so i am usually thinking about something along those lines.

-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
 
skibm22, to answer your question: we didn't evolve from monkey's and apes, we just share a common ancestor with them

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
i think about how bad i wanna move to whistler! i guess that's because i tend to read SBC SKIER while pooping!

I was born, I know I will die. But, WHATEVER THE FUCK IS IN THE MIDDLE IS UP TO ME!!

This post brought to you by Rob Dunlop 'Keepin it rude and reckless since '83!
 
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holy shit thats awesome!

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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
I agree with the post : what DONT I think about'. I do all my best thinking on the john. For some reason, it is when I'm most creative. that or when I'm high.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
usually I don't think on the crapper, I just try to get outta there as quickly as possible, but if I do its more along the lines of thinking what the hell did I eat or where's the spray.

You know you shit stinks when you disgust yourself.

 
One time when i was like 6, i lost a tooth and dropped it into the toilet. This was after i took a crap in it, and i made my dad fish out my tooth, which was next to some little pieces of crap. It was pretty funny now that i think abou it

jibba jabba
 
MiKeE, I've had a shitty day, and after reading your post laughed for a good five minutes and now I'm happy. I can just picture someone running from the tv across the room into the bathroom. anyways, I usually think about skiing or read the paper.

NS represent in duxbury, MA
 
I read

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

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I wonder if theres hidden cameras a game show or my friends put there to embarass me by showing me taking a poo. That would be funny though.

I got nothin.
 
I read as well, ive read every freeze mag thats come out in the past 3 years about 6 times on the crapper alone

Five-9 Productions

'we were all pretty stoked to keep the jump suits and the hand cuffs'

-andy woods on the DNA add in Freeze

-Mike
 
that's where i read most of my freeze magazines too. that and in school

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
hey P-Jo, just look out for Saran Wrap over the toilet. Gotta be one of the ultimate gags (just wrap the toilet in saran wrap, put the seat down - you can't really see it at all, but needless to say, nothing is gonna get into the bowl).

 
i look at porno in the mag rack, and wonder how long it took to get their asses to stretch that far

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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
manus i did that once to try and get my roomate, but I guess he was out of town and like 2 days later i went to use his bathroom and totally forgot that i had done that and piss went fucking everyhwere

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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
i think about how i would like to be getting a bumpken to pass the time

ns ogre crew represent

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woah woah woah, i started this bandwagon. and i\'ll be damned if someone is gona talk shit about it-Phrosty

Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik

buy a gun and kill a hippie
 
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