What do you look for in a girl?

at least size c boosums, hair longer than mine, nice ass, under 6'8", hairless vaginal region, no stds or no excessively large biceps, has to drive a ford and own an ice cream shop.

 
im looking for someone who is not a psycho hose beast... and no fatties

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-Matt

It's gonna be a long four years...

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
balemia

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

And then stupid will take over the site, and man-whores like sugarnspice. - ride_like_fire

 
yeah i can work with a b. im more of an ass man anyway.

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

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"the clit commander makes its triumphant return!"-strode420

"Fuck you my car doesn't even run on gas, it runs on baby seals", Ice-Is-Scary, on the subject of global warming, weather cycles, redneck gas-guzzling trucks, and hippies.
 
bulimic chicks fall under psycho hose beast

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-Matt

It's gonna be a long four years...

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
no stinky pinky

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
I dont look for anything in a girl, my girlfriend has it all... she is: Smart, witty, Funny, Playfull, Attractive (beyond belife), kind, caring, sensitive, compromising and understanding. Im not sure it gets much better than that.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery

please pardon the cacography.

CCR

PPP

DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

 
i'll treat a bitch with a nice booty like a queen, as long as she knows im the muthafuckin king! yeee boooii geto boys 4 lyfe

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

 
she has to be shorter than me, wiegh less than me, have atleast c cups, nice body, hair in between long and short

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Sean

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
 
she has to be a 4 time wresling champion, and make a good protien shake.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
good looking, nice personality, hmm everything so far that u guys have said, haha aww apple what if she dumped ur ass, would u still think the same about her

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''has anybody been able to do 3 twirls in the air yet...and i heard something about some big thing called "chads barrier" that a skier tried to do a backwards 2 and a half spins over..is that true?''-guillermolongjon2
 
nice ass, nice tits, she needs to understand that i cant be with her all the time and i do other things, oh yeah, if she didnt get jealous that would be awsome (not that its really possible), because i kindof realized my best friend is mad hott, and whenever i am with her they think we are hooking up....(not all the time haha)

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
I liked your old icon better, its a sad day

"It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them. "

 
triple threat:-

1. personality -- sweet, sincere, honest, faithful, compatible

2. intelligence -- witty, smart, intellectual

3. looks -- general appearance, smile, sexy, sweet ass

bonus -- flexible, sporty (preferably ski/snowboard), body

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
wow ur the first person that mention that the girl skied

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Sean

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
 
You guys are pretty shallow. Could any of you guys even get the girls you're describing? I bet most of you couldn't

 
non clingy, its the worst when ski season comes and heading out with the boys to go ride becomes a big deal. i dont mind shitty snow days riding with a girl once in a while, but when its fresh or sunny or somewhat of a decent day its goodbye. unless the chick rips.

so yeah a girl has to be non clingy, funny, smart, and sexy.

Im RICK JAMES bitch
 
hey, it's what we LOOK for... my last girlfriend had the iq of a small rodent, and the intellectual capacity of a rock. i'm just the kinda guy to go out hoping for the best, if the best comes out.. sweet, if not, well it's all good. i'd rather be looking for the perfect girl though, rather than just aim for... whatever. plus, all that shit is the best to my standards, what's hot to my eye, which might not necessarily be hot to everyone else.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
did she write that description for you too?

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

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"the clit commander makes its triumphant return!"-strode420

"Fuck you my car doesn't even run on gas, it runs on baby seals", Ice-Is-Scary, on the subject of global warming, weather cycles, redneck gas-guzzling trucks, and hippies.
 
That makes sense I guess. As long as you guys aren't, "I will NOT date any girl is isn't EXACTLY what I'm looking for".. that's kinda lame.

 
if she skis she's for me

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
 
a skier girl

Yea. I said it.

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-STEVE STEPP

"Hey. You hear what I called him? He can't do JACK about it." - Master Shake
 
She needs to be Not fucking obnoxious, and her boobs can't be veiny. I dumped a girl once cause I saw her boobs and they were grosse.

Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb

 
c cup and funny

buy core

i waked into hot topic and bought myself some arm fishnets. I was so psyched to get onto my myspace account to post some pics. Thats the closest ive ever got to hitting an urban rail.

-scientist

 
He's nailed it all.

I any money the chicks on this site will make a thread exadtly like this.

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- Matt*

†.symmetry.† 

Originally Memeber 11999#
 
are you mental?

oh shit man, i live for the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, that shit is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-frp1080

fo sho, dat shit is rollin on dem busta's and fuckin up the computa's-bermbuster49

talking about how dope the blue screen of death is

Kenan and Kel Cult Represent

-Ross

 
i have told many people a one pice neon spandex one pice racing suit(pink)and speed helmet!

------Julian

M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
 
man, You kids are all such doubters. Except for ... crow was it? who said it was sad that I changed my icon. but i gotta rep the PPP.

And No, she didnt write it for me. Im not marrying her because fuck that, Im still in University. And as much as I would love to post a picture of her... I cant honestly tell you that I have any pictures of her on my computer. And aparently I cant get to her Myspace to get a picture of her to post here. When I can, I will. Promise.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery

please pardon the cacography.

CCR

PPP

DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

 
1. not a bitch

2. pretty chill

3. good looking

4. not clingy. (i can't take people who are all over me, i need some space.)

that just about covers it.

fat people should avoid buffets

 
I look for a chick that likes lots of sex and likes lots of positions. She has to look hot as well so that I will be in the mood to treat her like the porn star she wants to be.

***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***

 
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