What do you eat before skiing?

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TannerBalls

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I eat food, and a redbull, wait! no food.

* Always stay in control.

* People ahead of you have the right of way.

* Stop in a safe place for you and others.

* Whenever starting downhill or merging, look uphill and yield.

* Use devices to help prevent runaway equipment.

* Observe signs and warnings, and keep off closed trails.

* Know how to use the lifts safely.

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Ramen, bread, anything i can grab and eat so i can ski sooner.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
somethin that sticks to my ribs like eggs or oatmeal

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
 
i eat sugar

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
i usually like eating a big breakfeast before skiing that way i can just eat powerbars during the day so I don't have to spend seven dollars for a hot dog.

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i have two egg mc muffins, a red bull, and then carry a cliff bar in my pocket for a snack,

COC sesh E
 
box, beer, an a blunt...the breakfast of champions...

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
today it was a breakfast burrito & coffee, and lunch was a chburger and fries w/ a beer (fat tire) followed by a fat bowl and a cigarette, then more skiing

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
mmmmmmmmmm schnazzberries!!!!

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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McDicks BLT Bagel mother fuckas. it represents. Coke if im feeling bad ass, orange juice if its a representing day

XXXX-Lego Maniac-XXXX
 
damn, crepes... livin large... i go for the oatmeal... gives you power... or nothing... followed by nothing cause i want to ski straight through lunch followed by a head injury and penecilin and morphine for dinner.

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Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
some hot ass snatch.....of course

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who's kiddin' who?
 
i go willywonka syle and hashbrowns at the hill and a can of nestea. its a habit. breakfast of second place racers eh!

 
Greasy MickyD's and some tylenol for the hangover. Oh and extra large coffee.

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The past is behind you, the only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future.

 
reeses egg nog bacon rice chex

union rolls milk oreos fritos with dijon mustard or eggs overeasy with a shitload of hotsuace

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
Well when you are eatin lions hearts and chestnuts your skiing will eternally be perfect, for the great God Sandoval hath said that a mere mortal who consumes such things will be given the powers of angels. Oh yeah, how gay are cookies in your pocket? Does your mom put some capri suns in your fanny pack you stupid queer.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
something that is going to make me shit my pants it is awesome like coffee and a bagle or maybe bacon and eggs you know the good stuff

 
I dont eat until late afternoon so i always get chili cheese fires ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Member # 5329 I have been on here for such along time and i dont even have that many post.

 
oatmeal, cliffbar, redbull, water. going up the first chair I smoke a huge crack rock. it really gets me going in the morning

Get a ''Higher Education''

from

Off Trail Productions

 
^wow your a fag

Member # 5329 I have been on here for such along time and i dont even have that many post.

 
Chipotle and Noodles and Co.

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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Definitely start the day off right with an extra large coffee, a good dose of McShit's breakfast, some ancient medicinal herb remedies (Tylenol is for pussies) and shotgun a couple of Kokanee's...you're good to go.

 
a mountain muffin.......mmmmmmmm.....

actually it's just mount snows version of a egg mcmuffin that costs like five bucks.

 
i dont eat breakfast.. but if you dont want to waste time with lunch eat sumthin like a snickers or three then spit in the wrappers throw them at the tourists who ski slow and wear neon jumpsuits

GEORGE BUSH

Like a rock......

Only dumber.

Jenga is a game for rehab... you know youre getting netter when you can stop shaking enough to beat the other junkies.
 
Sometimes I eat a sub on the lift. Since its so slow. Mostly anything thats around for breakfast and for lunch I either bring my own since its 3 bucks for some fries! Or, when I can I get a cappucino and nice greasy fries. Occasionally a wrap.

 
haha the greatest perks about being a rider for ur mountain is definatley the free food. i get to the hill, grab a red bull, bacon egg and cheese on an english muffin and a snickers, walk by the crazy coke head cash register lady flashing my pass and its alllllllll free!

kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?

npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.

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banana, cocopuffs, hot chocolate

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BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

 
I always have a cinamon sugar bagel, cause we pick up a dozen at this sweet shop before headin up, and a few cups of coffee

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~

 
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