What do YOU do during math class??

PocketRocketRipper

PocketRocketRipper

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well, looking at my notebook, I don't do a whole lot of math... upload your favorite math class hits/rail plans/whatever here. Here's one to start out...

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'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*

 
the one on the left is a channel-gap hip with a mini step-up, and the one on the right is a rail my friend and I were goung to build, but we decided to make an S rail and a rainbow C rail instead.

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*

 
Dude that is pretty cool.....

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

Drop Bombs

Not Cliffs
 
yeah thats pretty sick, im not that talented so i just sleep

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
ya i just draw sequences of jumps and rails and stuff, some of them are good, but most suck you are definately talented

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
Ya, I sit right next to my frineds, and my algebra teacher is the biggest bitch ever, so we like to talk about all the teachers we are gunna paintball as soon as the year is over. Weve got about 10 on the list

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4
 
walk around the class, make fun of the teacher, draw on the board while he's teaching, go on the computer, steal his clock, etc. our teacher has no control over us. its fun. his name is mr. ho

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
I programmed movies like the adventures of Stick Ninja in my TI-86.

Now I usually just sleep.

Girl, you know its true.

'yup you're right' - strode420
 
pull out my weiner and shake it and see how long i can shake it before somebody notices.. its called wangaling.

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five-o's ideas on newbie hazing

'send vigilantes to their house,tape theyre eyelids open and make them watch tubgirl for hours at gunpoint while their parents beat the shit out of their girl or boyfriend in the background and then fuck on the floor beside the computer'

have i ever made a better post?
 
yeah i used to have games on my calculator but i got too lazy to play those and they just arent as exciting anymore

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
i got kicked out of math class 2 years in a row now cuz i just sleep and dont do my work

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
well since my math room has no real ceiling and a big ass hole in the side, i crumple up paper and through it threw the hole so it lands on the stairs next to the room, but i got written up last thursday, so i have to be more secretive now, fun game tho

 
i hate math class and my teachers a bitch i get kicked out or sent to the office alot a few. i got a refural for telling her to shut the fuck up which apparently is 'bad'.

'First they would suspend my body from wires attached to the ceiling, all the lights in the church would be off, and all of the people would be let into the church. After everyone is in they would start playing techno and then strobe lights would start and a disco ball, and then my body would be dropped from the ceiling and it would be shook to the beat of the music. Everyone would be able to hear my mom going 'OHH MY GODD!' and her extreme sobbing'

-ScratchCobra66 talking about his ultimate funeral
 
what do you guys think i do in math class?

math, DUH! what else would i do? gotta work hard if i wanna keep up my 99.98% average

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does your mom have a unibrow?

- nina to unibrow guy
 
i copy the previous nights homework; bullshit with the boys; draw random armada logos on eveyrones paper and doodle

however that guy is hella talented

$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

toss your salad outta here
 
see, my math teacher is so fuckin cool... anyway that class kicks ass, but the real question should be what do you do in biology, and the answer to that is sleep

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier

 
I draw pictures of guy hitting jumps and shit from in front of the jump, and i like drawing half pipe hits, but im not that great of a drawer. Sometimes my teacher notices me, and she gets really pissed, and is like, 'Mr. Light this isint art class.' and she takes my paper away and tries to tell me that math is the most important subject. I hate my math teacher with a deep passion.

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
I also yell out random things, but seeing how my teacher is about 90 she doesnt hear any of it but the rest of the class does. However there are like 2 hot girls and all the rest are fat bitches who have there hairy ass cracks hanging out of their pants.

 
I sleep everyday becuz math is so damn easy but those are sick i love creating new ideas but i cant draw worth shit so i do it on my comp but i think urs is much much better. Nice Work

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
 
those are some nice plans

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
hah highsociety you are an underachiever

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
i sleep caue its right after lunch and im tired

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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

-alpentalik
 
actually, i play a game on my friends calculator, i forget wat its called, but its DOPE!@

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004
 
no i fucked up i meant to say... Movie references

i gotta stop smokin one of these days

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
I think about your sweet mother and touch myself

'dude, I'm wicked smart dude.'

Proud Member of the 802

'Stop crying to emo, listen to misfits and kill things.'
 
I copy my neighbor and the kid in front of me when he doesnt notice...he is in 10th grade and still covers up his work. lmao, i think its funny

I dont want a large Farva!
 
^obviously you do that in english class too.... i just play games on my laptop

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the results of a recent analysis that revealed the

presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may feminize men. To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beereach to drink within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating.

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thats a really sick drawing, props

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

'Two weeks pass and not a stool in sight. By now, I have to go real fucking bad, but the kids won't jump in the pool. I can't even sit down like a normal person; uncomfortable as a ass virgin in prison' - alpentalik

 
hahah suckers, i dont have math anymore, and the day that i went to school and didnt have to go to math was among the happiest of my life.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
hahaah.. last year my teacher caught this guy jackin off.. wasn;t aloud to put his hands below the desk for the rest or the year

........HAK........

 
i keep a like 97 0r 98 average bitch, and i dont do my homework

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 BITCH
 
does anyone have any crazy rail plans to post? that was kinda the main purpose for this thread, but the math class stories aren't bad.

check out Stept...

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
Also during class, i always enjoy a good round of pocket pool

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4
 
thats so funny about the kid who got caught playing a game of five to one... haaa haa had damn

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'my pants be saggin cause im' rappin' my ass off' OH SNAP!
 
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