What do you call your car?

[iggs]

poopie?

 

[maximiliaan]

pussy magnet...

 

[thedeathstar]

Slowpoke, but max for short.

Girlfriend's well-to-do stepdad bought a Toyota Highlander at a dealership a few weeks back, walked up to a beige one, put his finger on the hood and said "This is Monica and we're taking her home."

 

[butteredpretzel]

I call him The Prince

 

[JStrathern]

That's what I have! Mine's Seabiscuit though so unfortunately you'll have to choose something else. Maybe Chad.

 

[tripnip]

red neck magnet

 

[rudager]

Rudager.

But I'm thinking of getting a new vehicle soon since Rudager is beat to shit. Looking at about $1100 to fix him. Don't really think it's worth it for a 1990 Chevrolet Cavalier

 

[theblacktaco]

2011 subaru impreza outbacksport

i call her the scooby,scooby doo, the scoob and scoobaru

 

[.jersey]

I dont know how i feel about chad. I'll find something haha

 

[Sklar]

teleak's xterra is named stacy

 

[wolf.]

My Jeep Wrangler's name is Timothy. He's a badass.

 

[Yinzer]

'96 civic, BRUCE

 

[soup]

Tess. Its a red volvo 850 sportswagon and the old lady I bought it off called her Tess and I just couldnt imagine renaming this ladies baby like that.

 

[Heinzler]

95 legacy wagon. i call it the 'dykemobile' why? i see an older lesbian driving a car like mine.

 

[Jamestown]

This is creepy. We have the same name and the same car.

 

[poluhasuper]

you seriously own that? thats about the nicest car, i call mine the shagillac its a 2004 SRX fully loaded luv dat carrr

 

[ButteredToast.]

G3XTV32H2Q345TABN32

 

[MN_Nice]

MY BOY BLUE

 

[PacificRimJob]

Barbara the Booberoo

 

[_Jesus_]

The IgnantjiberishtomwallischsagaXXXXXLbro-mobile steeze wagon.

Its because im cool

 

[smallmtskier]

the "studmuffin", the name came from a friend while talking about my studded tires

 

[cornholio]

the trash can

it's what on the inside that counts

 

[PartyHon]

i call mine different names depending on the situation.
Buddy( when it does what I want it to)Piece of Shit( when it doesn't)Jesus( after a close call)

 

[BlakeLively]

haha buddy? is it a dog?

 

[Purple_Mill]

1989 volvo sedan
Simply: The Volvo

 

[dat_ski_dude]

08 subaru outback

i call her "roo" or "black beauty" because shes black and beautiful baby

 

[-PonyThug-]

mine desn't have one really.. maybe bumps because i have a good system

my friends 87 Chevy blazer is the polish stallion because hes part polish and his dad has a hard core Brooklyn accent

 

[95959]

My car was just the xterra, the the xpterodactyl

Now I call him Petrie, after the pterodactyl from a land before time.

 

[Colin.W]

1995 Honda Piece-o-Shit

 

[theWIZARD]

04 Tahoe named Hogarth, the off road machine

 

[Funnel]

Camry. Every once in awhile "Gypsy mobile."

 

[teleak]

Stacey

 

[BlakeLively]

best one yet.

 

[geteducated]

rolling rape stadium

 

[blackoutbill]

I call my 93 ford explorer the screaming metal death trap. It makes lots of funky noises and my transmission is dying

 

[Moonshine]

i fucking need one. i've had my 04 subaru impreza 2.5 turbo sport for a couple months. royal blue

 

[HermioneGranger]

We named my friend's car Poseidon the Slut Slayer.

 

[dreadyboy]

piece a shit,

91 integra, it has a loud ass muffler, pretty nice sound system, tinted windows and i primerd it so it's now brown, except for the hood wich is half black half ground metal/rust

 

[GayWolf420]

My moms jeep.

 

[ORDEAL]

Motherfucker

 

[butteredpretzel]

Yup been working on it for almost a year, it was in decent condition when I got it so I'm working on perfecting it. Long ways to go though...Next project = subwoofuhs

 

[Whifazoo]

slow.

 

[immasnowboarder]

1995 ford explorer eddie bauer edition, so I named him eddie got it as my first car as a hand-me-down from my mom. i really wish i could have a car of my choice, but damn this car is in the condition of like an '08! he mobbs so tough, deep down i love it to death

 

[T-Holt]

The Batmobile.

 

[Janky]

i call mine the green Jeep. doesn't help that we have 3 of them all different colors. red, green, and light blue jeep wranglers.

 

[Uncle_Remus]

My vovlo wagon is Ms. New Greta she is a replacement of my previous wagon Greta both are blue 850 wagons, and now she got rearended and how has a black hatch. So she really is Ms. New Booty.

 

[WikiWiki]

annabelle

 

[NickCage]

The grey wolf
Its a 1990 nissan truck, sideways seats and erything, Its pretty much the shiznasty

 

[Travapple.]

ruby

 

[Bmills]

"The Beige Bomber" It's a 1999 Camry with significant body damage, blown shocks, and the check engine light has been on for about 10,000 miles, but the thing won't die. If it had a turret you could fight a war with it.