What do you call your car?

94 Infiniti Q45

His name is Igor, because once you hit 110+ the engine starts to shake. And recently, he likes to die while i am driving... Interstate has never been more fun than when you loose power steering
 
"that piece of shit" while shaking my head in disapproval. I have a civic and i hate it.

But if all goes well tonight I will be driving home sometime soon in a 2005 xterra off road!
 
My sister named our car Autobahn because it's a Volks.. yeah she's a bit dumb, but whatever she's FUCKIN loves germany.. so whatever. BTW it's a golf 2.5 2010.
 
Well i dont have a car now, but i used to drive a green dodge caravan that i beat the shit out of, we called it the death machine. Dont ask why, we dont talk about it
 
Jennifer

When i had to get a new car, i was in a heating arguement with my father over whether to get a newer body style or the older one. i loved the old body style, and i loved my old car, so i didnt want to change anything. but my dad though the new body style was "newer" and "better" and would last longer. he was wrong.

so we ended up getting the older body style.

then i saw jennifer aniston on Conan one night and though

shit... my cars a little older, but shes fucking beautiful and runs great.... just like jennifer aniston
 
Big Bertha. RIP (blew the tranny in 4.5 feet of mud

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Captain Fuzzy Boots.
I can't call it a girls name, because it's a Jimmy, so I call it that ^^^^.
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I used to steam clean cars. So I had to keep mine impeccable. Here is a pic, so it happened.
 
yup, it is
i call my beat ass protege "the black stallion"
my favorite car name is my friend's volvo wagon. we call it "the silver dildo"
 
my 1994 Green Toyota Trecel with almost 150,000 miles and two doors that weighs about 800 lbs is affectionatly named

Juan Pablo Sanchez
 
Bitch, slut, dirty whore...

Its a 1998 Chevy S10 with a fucking 4 banger.

Its 2wd and i get scared whenever i try to merge onto the interstate.
 
2004 XTerra 4x4. She has 2 names. Lucy, after the famous redheaded actress Lucille Ball from I Love Lucy, and the SeXTerra.
 
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