What do you call THIS?

J.D.

J.D.

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What the hell kind of grab is this?

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''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

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''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

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well in SBC Skier the caption was, 'rectum? damn near killed'em!'

i guess it would be a double inside saftey spread?

go turpin!

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1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

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Yeah Symms did a similar one on a hip in RFA,it was sick,but this is just plain awesome!

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he got that shit from evan raps' special grab in johnny mosely mad trix. try somethin orignal

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toss your salad outta here
 
yea, thats awesome

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That's an iron eagle, without the grab. so the name of the grab has to somewhat incorporate that into it, maybee Fist full of iron eagle. that'd be hot.

 
double stink bug.. thats what it says if you go into the bonus feature in the dvd

........HAK........

 
i like to call it 'virgin on prom night'

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Just to post whore a little, I'm gonna have to go with the Double stinkbug.

But really, that's what it's called.

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
rectum killer is the name

'I think I woud be laughing too hard if I had sex with a guy because gay people are so funny' - Marc Balaban (resnick)
 
in RFA if you watch the audio commentary with johhnny d. during john symms part he says what the trick is called...i think double stink bug was it

theres something you may not know about me...i smoke rocks

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thats sick

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
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its called, 'Fuck Me (my legs are spead)'

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Hey now, little speedyhead,

the read on the speedmeter says

you have to go to task in the city

where people drown and people serve.

Don't be shy. Your just deserve

is only just light years to go.

Me, my thoughts are flower strewn

ocean storm, bayberry moon.

I have got to leave to find my way.

Watch the road and memorize

this life that pass before my eyes.

Nothing is going my way.

The ocean is the river's goal,

a need to leave the water knows

We're closer now than light years to go.

I have got to find the river,

bergamot and vetiver

run through my head and fall away.

Leave the road and memorize

this life that pass before my eyes.

Nothing is going my way.

There's no one left to take the lead,

but I tell you and you can see

we're closer now than light years to go.

Pick up here and chase the ride.

The river empties to the tide.

Fall into the ocean.

The river to the ocean goes,

a fortune for the undertow.

None of this is going my way.

There is nothing left to throw

of Ginger, lemon, indigo,

coriander stem and rose of hay.

Strength and courage overrides

the privileged and weary eyes

of river poet search naivete.

Pick up here and chase the ride.

The river empties to the tide.All of this is coming your way.

Smack, crack, bushwhacked.

Tie another one to the racks, baby.

Hey kids, rock and roll.

Nobody tells you where to go, baby.

What if I ride? What if you walk?

What if you rock around the clock?

Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

What if you did? What if you walk?

What if you tried to get off, baby?

Hey, kids, where are you?

Nobody tells you what to do, baby.

Hey kids, shake a leg.

Maybe you're crazy in the head, baby.

Maybe you did. Maybe you walked.

Maybe you rocked around the clock.

Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

Maybe I ride. Maybe you walk.

Maybe I drive to get off, baby.

Hey kids, shake a leg.

Maybe you're crazy in the head, baby.

Ollie, ollie.

Ollie ollie ollie.

Ollie ollie in come free, baby.

Hey, kids, where are you?

Nobody tells you what to do, baby.

Smack, crack. Shack-a-lack.

Tie another one to your back, baby.

Hey kids, rock and roll.Nobody tells you where to go, baby.

Maybe you did. Maybe you walk.

Maybe you rock around the clock

Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

Maybe I ride. Maybe you walk.

Maybe I drive to get off, baby.

Hey kids, where are you?

Nobody tells you what to do, baby.

Hey kids, rock and roll.

Nobody tells you where to go, baby, baby, baby.

I will try not to breathe.

I can hold my head still with my hands at my knees.

These eyes are the eyes of the old, shiver and fold.

I will try not to breathe.

This decision is mine. I have lived a full life

and these are the eyes that I want you to remember. Oh.

I need something to fly over my grave again.

I need something to breathe.

I will try not to burden you.

I can hold these inside. I will hold my breath

until all these shivers subside,

just look in my eyes.

I will try not to worry you.

I have seen things that you will never see.

Leave it to memory me. I shudder to breathe.

I want you to remember. Oh. (you will never see)

I need something to fly (something to fly)over my grave again. (you will never see)

I need something to breathe. (something to breathe)

Baby, don't shiver now.

Why do you shiver now? (I will see things you will never see)

I need something to fly (something to fly)

over my grave again. (I will see things you will never see)

I need something to breathe. Oh. Oh. Oh.

I will try not to worry you.

I have seen things that you will never see.

Leave it to memory me. Don't dare me to breathe.

I want you to remember. Oh. (you will never see)

I need something to fly (something to fly)

over my grave again. (you will never see)

I need something to breathe. (something to breathe)

Baby, don't shiver now.

Why do you shiver now? (I will see things you will never see)

I need something to breathe. (something to breathe - I have seen things

you will never see)

I want you to remember.



If you could see yourself now baby

It's not my fault

You used to be so in control

You're going to roll right over this one

Just roll me over, let me go

You're laying blame

Take this as no, no, no

You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

blame, blame, blame

You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

It's not my thing so let it go.

If you could see yourself now baby,

the tables are turned

the whole world hinges on your swings

your secret life of indiscreet discretions

I turn the screw, leave the screen,

Don't point your finger,You know that's not my thing

You came to bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

blame, blame, blame

You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

It's not my thing so let it go.

You can cut a little worry,

I know it all too well,

I've got your number,

so does every kiss-and-tell

who dares to cross your threshhold,

happens on your way,

Stop laying blame.

You know that's not my thing.

You came to bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

blame, blame, blame

You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

It's not my thing so let it go.

You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

blame, blame, blame

You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

It's not my thing so let it go.

You kiss on me, tug on me, rub on me, jump on me,

bang on me, beat on me, hit on me, let go on me,

You let go on me.

Hey, I can't find nothing on the radio

Yo! turn to that station

The world is collapsing

Around our ears

I turned up the radio

But I can't hear it

When I got to the house

And I called you out

I could tell that you had been crying, crying

It's that same sing song on the radioIt makes me sad

I meant to turn it off

To say goodbye

To leave in quiet

that radio song

Hey hey hey

I am in protest

I've everything to show

I've everything to hide

Look into my eyes

Listen

When I got to the show

Yo ho ho

I could tell that you had been crying, crying

It's that same sing song, and the DJ sucks

It makes me sad

I tried to turn it off

To say goodbye my love

That radio song

Hey hey hey

The world is collapsing

Around our ears

I turned up the radio

But I can't hear it

Yeah

I tried to sing along

But damn that radio song

Hey hey hey

I've everything to show

I've everything to hide

Look into my eyes listen to the radio

I turned up the radio

But I can't hear it

No, I can't hear it

Hey hey hey

Check it out

What are you saying

What are you playing

Who are you obeyingday out day in?

Baby baby baby

That stuff is driving me crazy

DJs communicate to the masses

Sex and violent classes

Now our children grow up prisoners

All their lives radio listeners

Life is bigger

It's bigger than you

And you are not me

The lengths that I will go to

The distance in your eyes

Oh no I've said too much

I set it up

That's me in the corner

That's me in the spotlight

Losing my religion

Trying to keep up with you

And I don't know if I can do it

Oh no I've said too much

I haven't said enough

I thought that I heard you laughing

I thought that I heard you sing

I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper

Of every waking hour I'm

Choosing my confessions

Trying to keep an eye on you

Like a hurt lost and blinded fool

Oh no I've said too much

I set it up

Consider this

The hint of the century

Consider this

The slip that brought meTo my knees failed

What if all these fantasies

Come flailing around

Now I've said too much

I thought that I heard you laughing

I thought that I heard you sing

I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream

That was just a dream

- r.e.m.



 
^man what the fuck is up with ur sig?

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I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
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that's soemthing the developers through in there with a little athlete input, they were joking bitch

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
froggy air? or are forggys a little bit different

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2x Steenq Buhgh

and that is the greatest sig ever, cuz it REM, its allowed, cuz they are cool like that, so stfu little niglet.

Quote of the week: mabye we should chain you to a tree in africa and have a buche of homo's with aids do you and show you that your gay.

 
omg, that one guy's sig is longer than about 15 posts combined

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]
 
now how much doper would it be

if all his fingers were free to grab his ski?

guess she doesn't know hers comes with free refills
 
Hey! Andy's right! Why didn't I drop my poles years ago?

(I know we're pissing SOMEone off)

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber

''This board seems to have gone downhill since i joined'' -ADjunkie
 
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