What do you call getting "drunk"



ive always wondered... what if i was drunk in the back of my van with an inflated airmatress and had they keys with me can i still get a DUI? i'v done this a few times and my mom and dad say i can get in some serious shit
 
yeah you can i think if the keys are within a certain number feet of the car you are fucked. thats why you hide them somewhere when your sober, or give them to a friend to hold onto
 
round here scwasted is high and drunk, schwag + wasted= schwasted.

another one is we call getting high getting chopped, or chopping, but when I looked it up in the urban dictionary, the only definitions were getting drunk and recieving head
 
wow, no disrespect but all of these are terrible. here's some from new west co-compton:

shittered

chongered

petron[e]-domed

dome-peaced

ham-showed

mangletroned

and that's it.

on second thought, these are just as mediocre as the rest, and no one will read this so fuck it.
 
when i want to go drink i say lets get tipsy but then when im tipsy i say lets get crunked/drunk/whatever comes to mind
 
pissed

maggot

wasted

fucked up

juiced

developing a speach impediment

boozed

rehydrating

plastered

blind

hammered

getting on the sauce
 
a guy got busted around here for apparently leaving a bar and opening his car door to go to sleep for dui. he got busted as he had the potential to drink and drive, stupid.
 
gettin silly

hyphy

going dumb

gettin stoopid

getting blitzed

cocked

anihlated

getting drunk and making bad decesions
 
thats bulllshit no you cant get in trouble...its the most redicoulous shit ever unless your like on the side of the highway in the morning. and the cops see you in the drivers seat with the ignition on. even then if you were still drunk you could refuse the breathalyzer and come up with some believable story. But say you actually left a nightclub or something, and were too drunk to drive home so you decided to sleep in your car do you really think they could possibly give you a dui?? you could say that you kept the keys so you could set your alarm off incase somebody tried to mug you.

being on the side of the highway is different though cause its pretty obious you drove. one of my friends from colorado had that happen to him.

 
you dumbass's hyphy is not a drinking term, get your shit right. Which is getting dumb aka popping pills.
 
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