What do you call getting "drunk"

Actually, In VT, I donno if its like this in all states, but even if the keys are not in the ignition you can still get a DUI/DWI. If the keys are in the car, you can get one. My driving instructor told me this (he was a mad chill guy), if you ever have to sleep in your car drunk, leave your keys hidden outside on your tire or something.
 
In Minnesota I'm pretty sure if your keys were in the ignition you can get the DUI/DWI charge, but since they were not, you're good
 
hammed/hammered

plastered

shitfaced

sloshed

also when saying lets go drink we usaualy say

lets go pound

or lets get smashed (but that was more back in the day)
 
this is the perfect reason that i shouldnt be allowed to read things when im dosed up on pain meds and have no glasses on.
 
shit, really? keys in the ignition I completely understand, but in the car at all is dumb. even if you go to sleep or something and they're in your pocket?
 
shitty is pretty much the only thing people say. like "you tryin to get shitty?'

im trying to make super smashed brothers popular
 
thats bullshit you have to be like pulled over on the side of the road with the keys in the ignition, otherwise they cannot prove that you drove anywhere.

otherwise what are you supposed to do if your drunk and you want to sleep in your car

and in your driveway my ass you can drive drunk on your own property all day long you just cant go on public roads.
 
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