What Do Skis Slide Best On?

[Greenish]

i've heard san paper works well, like the super coarse kind. You probably think i'm lying, but if you just put a thin layer of gorilla glue on there it slides like magic

 

[ARMADA-SKI-NZ]

goats and/or girafe hair

 

[jsg]

water,toatseter and astro turf

 

[B.L.A.K.E]

hypodermic HIV positve needles, for sho.

 

[spere]

skis slide pretty good on snow

 

[Shifty540]

I might also suggest indian scalps which you can get at a reservation, or using sandpaper wetted down with gasoline.

 

[Billiards.]

yeeah............

 

[3ski6guy0]

except you couldnt ski on it...so that doesnt work haha. i use indoor/outdoor carpet and then rub placenta juice all over it

 

[leninlover]

yeah but how does snow fence work

 

[BkCountrySkrMO2]

i put down wood chips/mulch on a steep hill, work gret when wet!!!

 

[eheath]

Yeah, it slides soooo good!

 

[kbrando]

carpet works fine just make sure it is watered down or else you cant go for shit

 

[1990]

you need weed for the inrun.. it'll work!

 

[leninlover]

asdf

 

[mattster]

i heart your signature

 

[Literature]

Does home depot carry placenta juice in the dead children section?

 

[wh@t]

dead freestyle walkers

dead fags

 

[BoomSkier]

squished kiwi's smeared on roof shingles. trust me, it works, and they you can just drop off your roof onto your jib.

 

[actionisalliknow]

Yeah that what I have been told that they were made for But wht the Fuck Do I Know

 

[ejoy]

Gravel

 

[leninlover]

oh yes i would love to ski gravel

 

[SmoothLikeButter]

I Declare this the worst newschoolers thread but funny i guess

 

[skoganskier101]

word

 

[leninlover]

POWDER

 

[wh@t]

chuck norrises jizz