What do I do

13265082:.ttelrab. said:
OP is more confused on his gender than Devin Logan
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dude this is how newschoolers works if I don't say something Im going to have a bunch of trolls post stupid shit about me being gay or that newschoolers is for men only. And when i do post shit i still get these dickweeds who have to comment all this crap that isnt necessary
 
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13265095:ImALineSkier12 said:
dude this is how newschoolers works if I don't say something Im going to have a bunch of trolls post stupid shit about me being gay or that newschoolers is for men only. And when i do post shit i still get these dickweeds who have to comment all this crap that isnt necessary
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I assumed from your post that you had a crush on a chick who was a good skier? Youre a dude who has a crush on a dude whos a good skier? I just want to get the story straight...pun intended
 
My dad is 24 years older than I am and I can rip his anus like the black mamba (I'm gay) what should I do?????!!!!
 
13265119:Dirty_Joe said:
I assumed from your post that you had a crush on a chick who was a good skier? Youre a dude who has a crush on a dude whos a good skier? I just want to get the story straight...pun intended
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Im a fucking dude who has a crush on a chick who is a good skier...Im not saying anymore because it tends to end up backfiring write up my anus
 
13265120:Mr.noodle said:
My dad is 24 years older than I am and I can rip his anus like the black mamba (I'm gay) what should I do?????!!!!
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13265122:Barefootin_Fiend said:
offer him a blowjob. i mean, who doesn't love a blowie from a 12 year old boy?
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dude...wtf to both of you
 
I'm gonna tell you to do something, somebody already told you to do this but it may have been unclear. I am going to give you specific instructions...

Pee

in

her

butt
 
13265128:ImALineSkier12 said:
Im not gay guys the mini Tom Wallisch is a girl
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probably should have said mini sarah burke...would have made things clearer. i'm pretty sure that the majority of this site is under the assumption that twall has a penis...so a mini twall would have a mini penis. see how that works?
 
13265143:Barefootin_Fiend said:
probably should have said mini sarah burke...would have made things clearer. i'm pretty sure that the majority of this site is under the assumption that twall has a penis...so a mini twall would have a mini penis. see how that works?
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unless she has a penis....in which case my original post still stands. offer him a blowjob.
 
Going to refraise the thread because obviously It looks like people think I'm gay. This is what I meant to say

My crush is 4 yeas older than me and can rip the park like a miny Lisa Zimmerman Or Sarah Burke What would you Do?!!

Better now guys?!!!
 
13265095:ImALineSkier12 said:
dude this is how newschoolers works if I don't say something Im going to have a bunch of trolls post stupid shit about me being gay or that newschoolers is for men only. And when i do post shit i still get these dickweeds who have to comment all this crap that isnt necessary
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13265212:.Hugo. said:
"of, resembling, or having the characteristics of a mine "

so shes got a deep vajayjay? is that what youre worried about op?
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hugo you fool, vaginas aren't that deep... they expand to accommodate "objects."
 
13265206:ImALineSkier12 said:
Going to refraise the thread because obviously It looks like people think I'm gay. This is what I meant to say

My crush is 4 yeas older than me and can rip the park like a miny Lisa Zimmerman Or Sarah Burke What would you Do?!!

Better now guys?!!!
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Your 11 years old? You are in 6th grade? What the hell are you doing on NS? Bro leave before you get hurt.
 
13265125:ImALineSkier12 said:
Im a fucking dude who has a crush on a chick who is a good skier...Im not saying anymore because it tends to end up backfiring write up my anus
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I will bring my pen.
 
13265220:Substitute said:
Your 11 years old? You are in 6th grade? What the hell are you doing on NS? Bro leave before you get hurt.
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Im 13 dude you were this young once in your life too no need to be mean This site is for people who like to ski. Im not some lame kid who can't read and just wants to be cool. Im pretty much like any of you guys, If I say anymore Some guys probably going to find some way to tell me how Im gay or how his dicks bigger then mine. Everything I post on nerschoolers is backfired by somebody. What am I doing wrong
 
13265249:ImALineSkier12 said:
Im 13 dude you were this young once in your life too no need to be mean This site is for people who like to ski. Im not some lame kid who can't read and just wants to be cool. Im pretty much like any of you guys, If I say anymore Some guys probably going to find some way to tell me how Im gay or how his dicks bigger then mine. Everything I post on nerschoolers is backfired by somebody. What am I doing wrong
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13 + 4 = 15

Right on.
 
13265249:ImALineSkier12 said:
Everything I post on nerschoolers is backfired by somebody. What am I doing wrong
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nothing....well, spelling and math leave a little to be desired, but don't take it personally. it's the internet....everyone gives everyone shit. all in good fun.
 
I'm gonna share a little story with ya OP,

Freshman year, there was this senior girl that I've had a crush on since junior high. I try saying hi to her in the halls but she just looks the other way, this goes on for a couple months until I have had enough, I'm gonna get this girl whether she wants it or not. So I wait, I plot the perfect plan to get my true love. She was having a party at her house, there will be lots of drugs and alcohol, so I sneak in, she piss drunk in her bed, but she's still awake, luckily I brought my special Chloroform to seal the deal. She struggles a bit but she passes out within seconds. I tie her up and drag her to my house which is a couple blocks away. I get to my house and tie her to a chair in my basement. I strip her of her clothes, turns out its a mini Tom Wallisch and that would make me OP, that would also make me a dildo eater.
 
13265340:dingus said:
I'm gonna share a little story with ya OP,

Freshman year, there was this senior girl that I've had a crush on since junior high. I try saying hi to her in the halls but she just looks the other way, this goes on for a couple months until I have had enough, I'm gonna get this girl whether she wants it or not. So I wait, I plot the perfect plan to get my true love. She was having a party at her house, there will be lots of drugs and alcohol, so I sneak in, she piss drunk in her bed, but she's still awake, luckily I brought my special Chloroform to seal the deal. She struggles a bit but she passes out within seconds. I tie her up and drag her to my house which is a couple blocks away. I get to my house and tie her to a chair in my basement. I strip her of her clothes, turns out its a mini Tom Wallisch and that would make me OP, that would also make me a dildo eater.
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lol
 
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