what do girls want for christmas

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hucksterjibber15

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its monday night and i still dont have shit done for shopping. so to all you girls, what would you want for christmasd when you were 16, or if you were 16

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
i think you should wait a couple more days just to make it more dramatic...

'i did you fucking peasent'

-Winterparksuks
 
chocolate. bubble bath. haha. i donno. i got my mother gift certificates to a fancy restaurant

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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'

Me 'What? no way'

Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
 
new goggles...hint hint

jk..go with some jewerly or candy. candy is always good for me

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-> Colleen

PROUD LEN FAN

'well, does he like butter tarts?'
 
you should get he a failsafe, never go wrong gift...the classic teddybear, she'll dig it. throw in sum chocolate too if she likes it, or if she is a bus.

*Be Canadian...Eat Beaver.*

*Its Whats Been Said I Blame The Feds. The Keg Is Full Inside My Mind, Now All Ive Gotz A Burbon Shot, Im Drinkin Jack That Tastes Like Rye*

Eat.Sleep.Ski.

*While your body burns they feel no pain, You're all going to die for a government cause But why should we die for the chosen few*

*The More You Risk Youre Life, The More You Feel Alive.*

 
MONEY.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
is this girl your girlfriend?

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
big black rubber cock to make up for what you lack.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
id love a pair of gotamas

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

NORTHEN REPRESENT
 
a picture with a 'sweet' frame works

and yah chocolate but the best is get creative

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A man is as young as the woman he feels.

One truly finds himself on razors edge seperating his genius from his sanity.

 
No matter what you get a Large box of chocolate must acompany it no matter what (dark chocolate is the best)

'I didn't fart. That was my toe poping!'

-my little sister
 
a poniverus hat, and/or a FARP thong. FOR SURE!

That's what I fuckin' want for Christmas!

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
I got my girl a mp3 player. She had been wanting one to workout with. She just opened it today and loved it.

mmmmmm snow goood
 
good idea....plus your indirectly getting her to stay in shape. i got my girl friend a jogging suit and she was like 'what the hell, you think i'm fat?'. lol

 
umm you know the dildo is always a great gift for ur girl. unlerss your life just sucks and she bitches at you instead

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
^a dildo...for you're girl, that's a joke she should be usin' you're cock not a dildo...anyways my girl likes jewelry and shit

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-4FRNT skis

-David
 
get her a hat and a dildo...so if she doesnt like the hat you can tell her to go fuck herself

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
its all about listeniong to waht they say and if they drop hints as to what they want..buying something expensive is gay if it has no meaning..so ya thats the key get something thats like an inside joke between you two or soemthing that you know they want or need

D$
 
, yeah, for the #1 girl not only did i get her a bunch of shit including a NSC thong, but I hand-wrote like 2 pages, explainging that my memory doesn't suck as much as she thinks, and for each gift, explaining when she hinted for it, and why i got it, and how she can use it, etc.

she loved it.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
^man that is just mean!.. get her the cooking supplies AND the broom

'i did you fucking peasent'

-Winterparksuks
 
toss in the sponge and toilet plunger too if shes not too bright

what did the whales ever do for us?
 
i got someone a silent witness shirt www.cafepress.com/silentwitness

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visit www.cafepress.com/silentwitness for all your silent witness needs
 
the best gifts are ones that actually mean something. like a picture in a frame. those kind of presents are the best ones. and chocolate.

 
gift certificate to Victoria's Secret

Girls are not allowed to fart or burp, therefore we must bitch or else we will explode
 
just whatever you do. do not buy your girl friend clothes. if the clothes are the least bit to big. they are like' you think im fat' and if they are too small then they also think there fat. so you cant win to easily.

 
dirty sanchez! give her a dirty sanchez!

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
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