what do chicks look for in a guy?

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sacha

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ok im bored. This ones for the ladies....

I'd probably eat human if i didn't know where it came from. - Nick Mercon

How many telemarkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? none theyre all dirty hippies with no electricity.- Greg Tuffelmire

 
^Uh.. you sure you read the thread title right? Or were you talking about Sam?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
nice cars and money.

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'Don't let academics interfere your education' (My coach)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
^This is what is wrong with females thinking patterns.

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Has anyone ski Bear Paw Ski Bowl? Fun place to ski lots of rocks and icy kickers
 
a big black cock

-Nick

I have a problem solver, his name is revolver

Everything i say is a lie......except that.....and that

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis
 
Kelly's top 10 things she looks for in a guy:

10. good looks (notice this is the last one)

9. money (i didnt used to care...)

8. HE HAS TO HAVE FRIENDS (codependent=bad)

7. car (im not a big fan of driving)

6. outgoing and like the out doors

5. spontanious (surprise me please)

4. not only appreciates me, but my family too

3. has to have goals

2. has to be stable

and the number one thing that Kelly looks for in a man:

Hes gotta love jackie chan, because seriously guys, hes the awesomest.

I dont want a large Farva!
 
i actually prefer the dorky guys. but they dont usually like me...

my bf now is one of those dorks on the inside...like he acts all tough and shit to everyone, but when its just me, he is the biggest nerd, i love it

but hes been being an ass lately, so who knows

I dont want a large Farva!
 
1. money

2. money

3. how shitty you'll treat her (in my experience most girls love to be treated like absolute shit and don't give two sixteenths of a fuck how nice you are to them)

4. money

5. looks

6. how mean you are to them

7. how much you ignore them

8. money

9. looks

10. how good you are in bed

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
ok sorry if this comes out weird i've been drinking. any guys i'll even consider have to have some kind of passion for something. i don't care what, as long as they really care about one thing. then he has to be funny, caring and taller than me. bonus if hes hot. and double bonus if he skis.

 
what if his passion was eating his boogers? or your boogers? and he just sat there and picked your nose for you all day?

I dont want a large Farva!
 
sorry....on my list put number 10 at number 4 and then it's slightly more accurate

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
once again.....a big black cock

-Nick

I have a problem solver, his name is revolver

Everything i say is a lie......except that.....and that

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis
 
^i'll name you a website that would convince you otherwise.....there is a limit to how big of a cock girls like u know?

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
No thanks.

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i want a guy who has good friends, whose social, cool, atleast a lil good looking i dunno personality really matters, i want a guy who can come and give me a hug and a kiss when i feel all depressed and shit. who wants to go out and do shit and have a good time not just sit in their basement and watch movies by themselves... and having a good car is such a perk.... and if you have money yea i am not gonna lie, thats a turn on for girls, or me atleast...

oh and have to be smart, have to know some history and shit, and have to be good dressers and athletic

yea i am hella picky....

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
there is nothing hotter then a guy who has talent. seriously. being good at something is a real turn on for girls. like when im up on the mtn. and i see a guy with wicked steeze, im like damn...he's hott. doesn't really matter what he looks like, the point is hes passionate about something he loves and that is so very very hott. everything else is just details.

...taste the rainbow
 
1. Someone who is genuine and has a good heart

2. they have to be funny and make me laugh

3. smart and open minded

4. they have to be passionate about something, or have some interests, they dont have to be the same as mine though

5. they cannot be superficial, and they have to like me for who i am

6. good intentions

7. there has to be some sexual attraction, i cannot deny that

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
Cool, id be a good boy for most of the girls here i guess..!!!!

Drink 1 BASE a day, Keep the doctor away.

Baseconcept.com

WWW.OAKLEY.COM

WWW.SALOMONSKI.COM

 
the ladies like guys who dance. You don't have to know how to dance well, you just have to be willing to dance with them.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
nice smile, nice hair, nice shoes! lol

yah the willing to dance one is key... cuz really unless you wanna see me dancing with other guys, you best come dance with me!

guys who call when they say they will is key... and guys who write back to emails!

 
i think jay is admitting he can't dance worth shit

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
 
Heh... pocket-rocket, pretty much every guy looks at lists like these and thinks 'That's me! Why don't I get more action?'

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
This thing called being 'sensetive' seems to always come up, yet I've never met a guy who knows how to be 'sensetive.'

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

It's not my life that i would've been scared for.. it's the fact that my asian parents would have went all... asian and shyte -ilovehead

You could snort ice... -My friend's mom not realizing what she just said.

Armada

 
my guys sensitive.

a guy who will wash my hair for me. and give me his jacket. and make a sex tape with me. thats hot

I dont want a large Farva!
 
well... the bigges thing most girls i know look for is maturity. and to be honest. most of you guys on this site. if you act any ways similar to the way you 'act on ns' good luck getting laid later on in life.. because as soon as girls grow up and reach their 20's its not all about ahving a guy at your side. and we grow up enough to realize that all the bullshit and pressure we endured with guys earlier we dont ahve to put up with.. ex.. a post posted called 'do girls fart' like honestly. and all that crap said on the site.. but yeah maturity.. all girls love a guy they can run to feel safe.for whatever reason.

I love big dumps.

its all about the big mountain.
 
as previously posted..

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'becuz atomick gives him more sstickerz so he is more spansczord'

-YAMATOM9 on why Mikael Deschaneux would go to Atomic
 
Im a nerd i play D&D and sit on my comp and im good at skiing, so who ever is looking for a nerdery guy im him!

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'

- My ecnomics teacher
 
He has to be funny and able to hold a conversation, I hate..'hey whats up?' 'nothing.'

lame...im not saying we have to talk about something deep and profound, just ask some questions and pretend to be interested what the answer is.

 
yea like a previous girl said, boys with talent= HOTT.. i love when i can actually ski with a guy, or its soo hott when you are bombing down a black and you look over and there is a really hott kid on twins stareing at you racing you down the hill.. OMG SOO HOTT!!

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
haha i can actually see that happening^ ..........................................................................god i want to ski

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yah my friend didn\'t die, he just didn\'t move for like 10 minutes, I laughed.....

-Switchin_Dirty
 
im gonna have to tell you all the truth, they are looking for me.

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

 
i just realized that sounds so fucking wrong. no im not the one in a guy, but rather the one that girls are looking for that isnt in a guy.

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

 
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