What did you used to believe?

I thought that I had four nostrils because I would pick each one twice. Whenever they said "National Public Radio" on NPR I thought they were saying "National Public Gradio" because thats what it sounded like to me and I didn't make the connection.
 
I used to believe that when it thundered people were bowling in the clouds

And that people would come in my house and like creep around when I was sleeping
 
That there was a constant war at the boarder of every country, along the entire boarder. Long before I understood the harmlessness of canadians.
 
taht when you got hard you grew a bone, and then it recedes when your boner goes away
 
when i listened to 50 cents, this is how we do

i thought he was saying this is highway two

and was singing along til my friend looked at me in like 5th grade and called me an idiot
 
I used to think n64 was the best gaming console ever made, and I didn't think there could be anything more amazing. I still feel that way though...
 
i used to believe that if i poked my cats hip when she was in heat and she did that nasty leg kicking thing that i could accidentally get her pregnant...
 
i used to believe that there would be worms in my stomach if i scratched my butt too often
 
same here. i b-leeved that my stuffed animals actually wrote notes to me on paper...but it was mah mom.
 
that when the gas price sign said 2.67 for gas that the customer only paid 2.67 for gas and always wondered why my mommy and daddy complained about the price

i was stupid
 
yeah, now i got a good one.

i believed that you just go to the ATM and it gives you money. still i felt that there had to be some kind of limit (maybe a daily one or so) but i had no clue where the money came from and i thought it was for free
 
Same, but did you just realize this like now? When I thought the price was for a tank, it was back when expensive was like $1.50 and I was like 7.
 
if you were to wait until 4 a.m. to start driving, you would be closer to the last than the first, silly!
 
i used to think that when you broke a bone, that from the break down actually fell off. like if you broke your wrist, your hand fell off. my dad was a doctor too
 
i'd say both work just fine. i mean if you make honor roll then by all means you have been on quite a roll academically.
you probably sounded like a person from long island when you'd say that out loud though.
"I made on-a-roll!"
"You mean honor roll?"
"Yeah, on-a-roll!"
lolz
 
dude, in all seriousness i ran up to my dad after getting my report card 1 year and said, "DAD, I JUST MADE ON-A-ROLL!" He was like, "Holy shit your an idiot." lol
 
i used to think "hung like a horse" meant you were being selfish...that was a akward day when i said it to my teacher..
 
I believed Santa Claus exists until 10 I think because when I was younger I saw an airplane in the sky on December 25th which had red and green lights on it. It couldn't distinguished what it was and when I asked my parents, they told me it was Santa Claus. Took me years to find out it wasn't hahaha
 
I used to believe that sleep was a good thing but for the last 36 hours it has seemed like a bad idea.
 
I used to believe that the sky was blue because that's the last color they had left in the paint bucket. Curses! I also used to believe in god... I'm happy I was not turned into a religious fool by all my parents efforts.
 
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