what did you get your VALENTINE?

ATLANTASKI

ATLANTASKI

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i got my girlfriend 'the notebook' vermont teddy bear, flowers, and candy hearts

' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.

 
absolutely nothing. valentines day should be the one day that you do nothing for her. i would feel like i am only getting her stuff because it is valentines day. you should always be doing stuff for her. why is this one day any different? but then what would i know, i have never had a girlfriend...

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
fahrvergcougar, you voiced my exact opinion on the matter. down to a tee.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
And i thought that i was the only one^^

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
I will only get something if I come up with something original...I wouldn't do lame roses, teddybears, cards, or flowers...I was gonna make a movie, but I've done that for her already...so, dunno...I'll wait and see if I get hit by some muse tomorrow, if not, then...too bad

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
and another thing, why is it that the guy has to go all out? cant she ever be the one that tries to win me over???

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
actually i lied about down to a tee... I have had girlfriends and for some reason they expect alot. I just try and suprise them all year round with random cool and cute stuff. they like that more.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
i'm gonna take a drink.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
done

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
i dont get this, i know just as many single women wanting a bf on valentines as men wanting gf's.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
i got my gf roses, candy and a bear.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
shut the fuck up, nobody wants to hear that.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
^ hahah it's true. but petek, what do you mean you don't get it? what don't you get?

-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
 
i dont get how there could be an equal amount of people from both sexes lonely on valentines day-like it seems that the problem is not availability, what else could it be for so many people.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
yeah, tons of people are alone, and yeah, tons of both sexes are single and available, for sure. but you see, some people are shy, ugly, awkward, busy, don't want to date or simply have no shared interest with anyone. just cause there are the same number of both sexes in the world doesnt mean everyone will have a match, that's just too easy. Valentines day is the same as every other day of the year; the uglies are still ugly, the clutzes are still clutzes, the retards are still retarded, and so on. mere facts, my boy. which are you, anyway? ... just kidding

-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
 
i think i'm all of the above.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
Chocolates a lillies cause roses are played

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
 
yo man you gots to knit them like a G-string or a bra or something cool like that, man.

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'Your father is the one that says fuck all the time, I say shit,'
-my mom
 
roses are played i got her like tulips and a bunch of other stuff, her bestfriend picked it out

' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.

 
I bought my damn self 'The Notebook' and some new underwear, even though no one will be seeing them.

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
^^ yea, bc i dont know anything about flowers so i was like bitch come on and pick out flowers for my gf...not really like that but you get the picture

' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.

 
i hate valentines... last year i was going out with this girl and i was going on vaca during valentines and she was kinda mad at me so i made it up to her by ordering flowers and having the buisness deliver them to her house. she got them and she thought it was cool... she broke up with me 2 days later... valentines day is over rated anyways

Jazz flutes are for little fairy boys
 
i have never been dating anyone on valentines day.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
so what if you know nothing about it. be creative. i'd rather receive like a bouquet of the flower of death from the person giving it to me, than roses or something, when they had someone else do the creative (or not so creative) part for them. In fact, i would laugh and think it was hilarious if someone got me the flower of death on valentines day. is that morbid?

-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
 
hey atlantaski, how come you didnt give yourself to her for valentines day?? ohhh shit thats right. your a fucken homo

im guessing the flowers you bought her were made with real gold and the teddy bear was made from 100% chinese silk which costed you around oh lets says $4000 but mommy and daddy paid for it as usual

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
even if i did have a bf...i wouldn't do anything. V day is played. unless it was something really fun. i'd probably take him skydiving

'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.'
 
oh yeah..lots of babies

'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.'
 
I got her some flowers, a dvd and this body whip cream stuff and in return I got a teddy bear, the new dkny cologne and a 1 hour back message for two.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
did she tell your back a good message ??

is that some freaky shit we dont wanna hear about

 
wtf lat, give myself to her after fuckin 4 months of going out....yea go ahead and do that shit if you have no fuckin class.....

' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.

 
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