What did YOU get for V day

^ good choice. me too. plus chocolate from my mom and a phonecall from the boy. pretty shitty.

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watch out I have BADD
 
i got a build a bear it was cute, and roses and a valentine it was cute. i love valentines day haha

******* .::Jenny::. *******

'Herb the gift from the earth,

And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.

So before you knock it try it first,

Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse.'
 
you took my fuckin icon^^^

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
hehe so silly^ that's why I chose mighty mouse. nobody will pick this icon. plus....i mean, he's like, my hero. for V day i got high and made kip style nachos and today i don't feel good.

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
I got nothing yet, but I'm goin to see my girlfriend next Wednsday, and there will be a whole lotta lovin...

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Doctor: Well Rudolph we finally figured out what makes your nose red.

Rudolph: Is it pixy dust or Leprechaun tails?

Doctor: No - it's a tumor.

Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?

Doctor: No a malignant tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.

Rudolph: Oh... like a happy, special-

Doctor: You're going to die.
 
my chick got me a troy lee D2 helmet for big mtn days...it's sooo fuckin sick. matte olive green with khaki and black accents...a skull is painted on the top!

-Ski CO-

Jibij Pro Shop
www.jibij.com
 
a card, a cupcake, a fun date, and a headache

'They sell 'Professional' jump ropes at the sporting goods store. I did not know that jump roping was a career option. I should have paid closer attention during those job planning courses in high school. Anyway, I went there intending to purchase a rifle, but i forgot my wallet and the cashier wouldn't accept my middle finger as collateral. - random internet person quoted by apple
 
i got nothing at all...but its fair because i got my girlfriend nothing. i have no money at all...i had to borrow money from one of my teachers at school to buy gas to get home....haha, sad.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
blowjob

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she was like: ''oh yes! I really want to do it'' and then she got an SMS from her mother and got picked 5 minutes later... Fuck! I hate parents!

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- tricks were meant to be stomped
''I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap'' - ATLrednecskier

 
my gf fot this sexy little garter belt and stocking thing from victoria's secret and made a bra out of whipped cream. i totally wasnt expecting it either so it was awesome. i left my room and came back and she had all htese candles lit and you can imagine the rest.

and up in yo bitch, is where ya might find me

free ipod shuffles rule!

 
My ex girlfriend called me and asked me to go to dinner with her. It was bullshit. I think it was to make herself feal better. All we did was sit there and talk. It made me feal like shit.

 
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