I hurt my shins and feet from knuckling a lot of jumps..
I hurt my head and face from trying to do that switch nosepress thing that snowboarders do on groomers, and from trying to actually snowboard (I can't snowboard)
I got a concussion from falling backwards after a sloppy 1, which I did after that woman died at Tremblant from hitting her head, so my dad wouldn't let me sleep in case I died...
I really fucked up my ass trying to slide this c-box like eight times in a row (I can't slide c-boxes)
Oh yeah, and I got some acid reflux from a sugary drink in the lodge...
(Also a lot of other stupid stuff that I don't really remember because it's healed, like falling off rails and botching jumps)