you see god doesnt like you, he likes me cuz i never got caught in those situations, ive been pulled over like 6 times, and AMZINGLY the six times i didnt have any booze, no weed, no friends.
once i was coked out and i was out in the boondocks with my other coked out buddy, i passed a cop with my brights on and i was going Quite fast. i saw him start to turn around, so i turned off my headlights and punched it into my neighborhood