What did I just do..

your my type of guy I want to start a business that just preys upon stupidity. Something like Super weight loss pills that really are full of saturated fat and bull semen. Placebo affect those bitches
 
Damn son, I generally use safety scissors or those little nail scissors. Cut my sack twice but only just barely cause they're shittyass scissors, hurts a bit at first but not a big deal at all.
 
If it's THAT big, I'd call an ambulance. Seriously, if you don't you could literally pass out from blood loss.

Also I think this thread might be fake, because if he was in THAT much pain, how the fuck did he type that paragraph with no errors?
 
i think you should tell the chick what happened... she will probably feel honored you put that much effort into banging her and probably give you a pity blowie when you get your shit fixed
 
Hahahahhaahahhaha. Reading this gave me the a good laugh. At first, for the crazy story. Then, for le trollz... But a little bit of me believes that the story still really took place. Haha
 
hah well I actually was trimming my pubes in order to hook up with this chick and decided that it would be an interesting story if I said I cut myself because who does that??
 
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congrats on winning your bet. happy i could help and fall for it.
 
You would. If you sit around thinkin about NS while Man-scaping, one of these days you are gonna run out of luck... But at least if that day comes you already have all the advice/troll-vice you need.
 
Recently hacked my hand open with a machete, boys and girls machete's are no fucking joke. It was bleeding like a bitch on her period and I put some homeostatic gauze on it and stopped the bleeding. Went the next day and had to get stitches and the doc said I should have went straight to the ER. Get some homeostatic gauze cause it will stop bleeding quick and is the shit or get go to the ER and get stitched up.
 
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