What did I just do..

Shitty situation dude. How I normally base my visiting of doctors in leu of an injury, is if you immediately get that "oh fuck, this is bad" feeling where you ultimately know you need to act on it. If you did not get that feeling then you should be good.

I el oh el'd because at the side advertisement while reading this thread it had a hair growth ad.
 
Hahah man that's some situation, but you should just tell her, say you wanted to look good for her and then whip it out and be like the guy in 40 year old virgin with the patches of skin all over his chest, but in this case it's on your pubes, who knows maybe she's a freak and thinks thats sexy an will still wanna shlob on the knob, I'd say go for it
 
hahaha

but anyway OP that blows but just be safe--if you are unsure whether you need to see a doctor, go see one. dont wanna roll the dice with your dick. tell us how it goes!
 
lol, summer NS just got a whole lot better ! :)

but serious now, all you need is a bottle of wodka and a thread+needle

step 1 disinfect cut+needle with wodka

step 2 drink the wodka

step 3 stitch the wound

step 4 .....

step 5 profit ?
 
thanks for the advice guys. I actually told my parents and they insisted on going to the doctors. I got it all stitched up and its pretty sore but Ill be good in a week.
 
HAHAHA I'D HAVE A HARD TIME EXPLAINING THAT.

-HEY MOM, WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL, I CUT MYSELF

-OH NOE, WHERE?

-....DOWN THERE

-WHAT THE FUCK HOW?

-WELL I WAS GONNA GO FUCK THIS BITCH BUT I DECIDED TO TRIM MY BUSH WITH SOME HEDGE TRIMMERS, LONG STORY SHORT, MY PENIS IS BARELY ATTATCHED, LETS GO

-......
 
You say your pubes were long enough to grab and pull, yet this thread suggests your pubes should not be this long yet. This of course makes it impossible for you to have injured yourself in the first place making it possible that you are in fact older than this thread suggests...

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I almost forgot to tell you the best part..when I called the doctors office I was put on hold due to a busy day and this is the song that was on....
=av3e
 
NSG has been amazing tonight. I'm sorry for your pain, but thank you for the story.
 
dude, suck it up and go to the fucking doctor. it'll be embarrassing, but better a hour or so of embarrassment then a possible lifetime of zombie dick.

you don't want that man... cuz when girls see that deranged shlong, well...

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Hey good advice here, fuck her but absolutely no foreplay, just have er turn around and do the bitch, when ur done, blame her and tell her it's her blood.
 
You probly should have just poured whiskey in it then rinsed it our with a hose slapped a bandaid on it then drank a bottle of Robitussin Dm
 
Thanks a bunch guys.

1. Friend bets me that I cannot create a 3 page thread.

2. Make up story

3.???????

4. Profit!!!!!

won 20 bucks thanks to you goons. I have been reading NSG for years but never made threads because I find them pointless. As a result of me hating NSG, especially in the summer, my friend bet me that I couldnt make a thread that would obtain 100 replies. Well thanks to you gullible people I won 20 bucks. Thanks again.
 
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