What comes next??

your gaping asshole getting filled with flower vases

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
portable computers the size of an ipod. and i mean like a desktop.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
the next hot thing it going to be multifunction gadgets. Think ipod/cell phone/5 megapixel camera/computer that fits in your pocket.

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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
Everything (I mean everything from houses to mp3 players to cars) that will shrink into a tiny microchip that you can take anywhere so when you go on vacation you could take your house with you... wooaaaaaah.................

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kind of hot?
 
haha portbale computers the size of an ipod. and i mean a desktop. so, if its a desktop, then i guess its not portable, and visa versa eh

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just ski.
 
everything gives us cancer anyway

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-Homer Simpson

'Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.'-Harold Rudolph

'Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.'-Ernest Hemmingway

 
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