What can i slap chop?

[assface]

i just got one a bed bath and beyond and i need ideas of things to chop up.

almonds are delicious and so is fruit, anything else?

 

[Dylan_]

nuts, youll love em

 

[pat_in_the_hat]

cucember an pottiez

 

[SteezyOhio]

avocado

 

[Franny]

did you get a graty too?

 

[H8CH]

a whole onion, skin included - see if the advert is true!!!

 

[1337]

 

[PaleCelery]

hookers

 

[factory81]

you're going to love my nuts

 

[Jamestown]

Bikinis.

 

[Spinoza]

make bruschetta

 

[rigzz]

You gonna be slapping your troubles away with your slap chop?

 

[McSteezeFries]

zach go watch the slap chop dub on YouTube. it's kieran

 

[BEARS.]

your poop.

 

[rickety_cricket]

Batteries obviously.

 

[ride_on]

tomatoes with a little bit of glass might be nice

 

[OhMyBosh]

Stop having a boring tuna.

 

[BikeMlatt69]

light bulbs

 

[Cone-argh]

graty's are terrible.

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

this.

 

[assface]

no, since i bought it at the store i have no do some mail-in thing and pay 5 bucks for s&h so i wont get it

and yes i have seen the remix