What can I do with a broken xbox?

sell it on ebay and only write 'non-functional' in very very small font.

i fell for this in first year when buying a wireless adapter, but sent a very sad email saying i was a poor college kid and the dude agreed to un-rip me off.

ps: please dont do this its mean
 
take it on a date

make xbox soup

really anything you can do with a normal xbox besides playing xbox
 
make a fake viral video where it looks like you freak out and smash it and post it everywhere and go viral
 
Fix it? Thats probably what i would do. Or just throw it out the highest window i can find and then go eat a whole plate of cereal
 
well if i have a plate of cereal i'm obviously not going to waste it. Is that what is acceptable where you come from? Just wasting perfectly good plates of cereal?
 
One of my friends had an xbox that had the red rings of death, so he just sold it back to gamestop. They didn't even check if it worked. Try that?
 
What I did with mine was put it on a very unstable ledge near my door so when someone slammed the door it would fall then I'd make them feel bad about breaking my xbox then lulz and we all lulz and so on.
 
take it out of town and shoot it with an .44 thats what i did with my old one.

very satisfying, i came twice
 
There are actually a lot of pretty good ideas in here. You should either buy a new one then swap and return, or shoot the shit out of it because shooting things is fun. Or you could just have sex with it, that's what I would do.
 
I think I might go throw it off a large cliff and wait for impact actually. That should be exciting for less than a minute. I gave up on the whole xbong idea
 
Great fucking idea! It would look so dope on video if someone unpackaged and packaged and xbox!

But for reals, put it in the back of your closet and delete your Newschoolers
 
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