What came first?

is that even a question? Skis

Ski because it’s fun. Also, ski for the ladies cuz the next best thing after an epic ski day is a fine ass chick. -John Reedy

Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
 
skis man....check on strattons website...they claim to have had the first snowboard ever ridden on snow at their mountain. or some shit like that

Wachusett Ripper Crew

'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
 
some kid tried to convince me snowboarding when i was in 2nd grade, boy did i give his ass the fun around

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
Ok, hehe, broadcast:

TO ALL THE SNOWBOARDERS OUT THERE!!!!

The first pair of skis is over 4,000 years old. EAT IT!

Skiers own the mountain, and if i hear ONE more word about snowboarders OWNING the jumps, and the park, I am going to scream. If you want to play the game that way, then...

...BOOOOYAAAAAAA, stay the hell off of the skiers' mountains!

 
definitely skis...why is there any question about it? look at all the old pics ski resorts...ALL SKIERS!

A snowflake never blames itself for the avalanche...
 
ya, there was no point of asking because it is very obvious

SKI

SKI

SKI

SKIS

SKIS

SKIS

ProudEST Member of the Hobum Posse

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'Whoa, Im Keanu' - Sammy_D

 
yea outa planks from barrels, those were teh first twins

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
im not gunna even answer that cuz it was such a retarded question

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
 
Not only did skis come first, but skis came waaaay before snowboards. I have an article on it, lemme post it...

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Dave Likes Kittens.

Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
- Throughout my six long years of riding with skiers and boarders I have come across lots of questions like, Who goes bigger? and Which is more stylee? Those ones were pretty easy in that they are about equal depending on the skier or rider. One statement kind of stumped me though. 'Skiers are better though because we came first.' The statement is no doubt false but a question can be derived from it that will make you think twice.

I started off listening to peoples theories on what was up. I heard lots of different opinions. 'The board came first because people were sliding down hills on them and stood up on them and then split them into two'. 'The skiis had to of come first, just look at roller skates. They eventually evolutionized into skateboards.' None of this was helping, so I headed to the books. I was suprised to find that the first evidence of any skiing at all comes from Stone Age rock carvings discovered around the Arctic rim, many showing ski-shod hunters in hot pursuit of game in lands recently uncovered by the retreat of the continental glaciers. The time-frame is the same as that of Egyptian pyramid-building. Snow boards however, I wasn't so amazed. The first Snowboard-like-invention was built in 1929 by M.J. 'Jack' Burchett. He cut out a plank of plywood and secured his feet with a length of clothesline and horse reins. Thus the first 'Snowboard' was invented. I thought it was going to be a close fight but I was way off. It is those hardcore Scandinavians. So I suppose skiers have some bragging rights, some very old bragging rights. - Evan Jones

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Dave Likes Kittens.

Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
That article was written by Evan Jones, a midwest rider. He rides for Skimp Films as well...

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Dave Likes Kittens.

Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
well stratton is just dumb then! snowboards weren't even allowed on mountains to begin with. the first snowboard ridden on snow was in some dude's backyard!

Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis!

Official Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::
 
nah, jake burton tested all his prototypes at stratton. that info is on the stratton website as well as the burton one. so it probably isn't bullshit

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
Skiing so came out first. The vikings go down the hills to catch shit. Would have been some wicked jibbing...:D

 
First there were skis, then this guy invented this thing called the Snurfer, which was like two pairs of skis but stuck together (sorta like a monoski) then after a few years came the snowboard.

 
The chicken or the egg?

BACON

(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
 
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