What are your intentions with my daughter?

BAHAHAHA classic

When I was in high school and would take girls to a dance i used to bring her flowers, and i would also bring flowers to her mom...its 100% to score her parents trust as long as you have a personality and and hold your own!!
 
tell not to worry

And then say: its not like ill be the first (take a pause and breath) your girl is like the town bicycle everbody has road her.

then elbow him in the ribs ang laugh
 
even if the girl likes you you still should at least try to respect the father. I mean, most girls (at lest i am) are daddy's girls and have decent relationships with their fathers.. so what the dad thinks about the boy obviously has an impact on her decision. Or at least it should to an extent. Plus if some guy acted like a complete dick to my dad id be super pissed at him for not respecting my ol' man.
 
just tell them you don't believe in premarital sex, you just believe that compagnionship is important..... bla bla bla
 
But im not saying be a dick, im saying be yourself and if he doesnt liek you then oh well, comone you shouldnt have to put a front on, AND YOU KNOW WHAT no dad is going to like who the girl brings home, because its her dad. Shit it gonna suck if i ever have a daughter... shit i dont want to think about it.
 
tell him u beleive that the only way to prevent unwanted babies is abstinence....and that u plan to be a virgin untill at least 1 year after ur finally maried...what he doesnt know is that youve already been maried to her for a year last week and uve been goin at it non stop everyday with 3 hour intervals of rest...and that its there 4th grandchild comin in a month
 
hahah genious.

how about just walking in the door when the dad says hello reply in a very loud voice "BAKALAKADAKA!"
 
even better. when asked "what are your intentions with my daughter?"

just start dryhumping the doorframe, or closest humpable object, groaning and such
 
they aren't going to ask you that question anyways . They'll just want to get to know you and make sure you are intrested in getting to know them. Make sure you look presentable and be confident yet respectful - you'll be money.
 
my sisters exwouldalways be grabbing her ass/tits and shit and one time he did it infront of my moms boyfriend. hes a 6'5" italian guy thats about 2.5-3" wide. he drives an escalade then he said some stuff to my sis boyfirend and he nevercame over again while my moms boyfriend was there
 
be nice and polite to a point. if ur too polite its obvious ur sucking up. shake hands and make eye contact. dont look away. and dont be afraid to joke around a bit to show that ur not intimidated by him. the mom will always like u more than the dad. i dont know y it just is. so dont focus on impressing her. and if he asks. try and be funny and say, well im actually a pornography director and im gonna take your daughter and several other girls and make millions of dollars making porn. there will then be a short silence and then say im just kidding and then say the cheezy. weve known eachother for a while and i just fell in love or some bullshit like that. its fullproof
 
Bubba says:

mr..........., i plan to violate, sodemise and be felatted by your daughter, the i shall ride her butt naked like a poney all around ur house whilst you are at work, oh and we have already done it on ur couch, floor and bed
 
FUCK, I just typed up this long ass story of a crazy expiriance with my GF's dad and then it somehow got deleted. Fuck.
 
Just be honest. Tell him you're going to get her drunk and go rippin' on her backside, then ride it switch on her little sis.

He'll appreciate that you were truthful..

Totally.
 
Omg guys, y'all crack me up lol

If a dad ask you what are your intentions with my daughter usually its followers with I'm just messing with you lol

Y'all over think everything their is honestly no right answer he just wants to know that your gone to treat her right and that question is just a straight forward way to get that answer But if you get asked for reals just say along the lines of "Sir, I plan on treading her as I would want a guy to treat my daughter one day."

It will show that you have looked at this from his perspective, that youre mature and not childish and are thinking about long term.
 
14121518:That1girl said:
Omg guys, y'all crack me up lol

If a dad ask you what are your intentions with my daughter usually its followers with I'm just messing with you lol

Y'all over think everything their is honestly no right answer he just wants to know that your gone to treat her right and that question is just a straight forward way to get that answer But if you get asked for reals just say along the lines of "Sir, I plan on treading her as I would want a guy to treat my daughter one day."

It will show that you have looked at this from his perspective, that youre mature and not childish and are thinking about long term.
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Nice aliasobumpo chico!!

but honestly if a dad is overprotective of his daughter, its usually because his wife is old and ugly and he cant stand the idea of some boy getting to fuck his pretty daughter. Some overprotective dads might even want to fuck their own daughter—these kind of dads are overprotective to the max.

whenever i hung out with a girl in hs, if the dad had a hot wife he couldnt care less about who his daughter fucked. They wouldnt even care if she was a slut. They would just give her unconditional love and let her live her own life. The dads who were overprotective, on the other hand, almost invariably had ugly wives and they acted like they were pissed that some boy might get to fuck something that came from his body.

i shit you not. Get together with your bros and write down all the dads who were overprotective and all the dads who were chill and friendly—then write down whether the dads wife was a milf or not. You will see, loud and clear, that all the dads married to milfs were chill as fuck while all the dads whos wives were ugly were overprotective assholes who had the attitude, “if i cant fuck someone as pretty as my daughter then im not going to let you fuck her either!”

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14121530:DolanReloaded said:
Nice aliasobumpo chico!!

but honestly if a dad is overprotective of his daughter, its usually because his wife is old and ugly and he cant stand the idea of some boy getting to fuck his pretty daughter. Some overprotective dads might even want to fuck their own daughter—these kind of dads are overprotective to the max.

whenever i hung out with a girl in hs, if the dad had a hot wife he couldnt care less about who his daughter fucked. They wouldnt even care if she was a slut. They would just give her unconditional love and let her live her own life. The dads who were overprotective, on the other hand, almost invariably had ugly wives and they acted like they were pissed that some boy might get to fuck something that came from his body.

i shit you not. Get together with your bros and write down all the dads who were overprotective and all the dads who were chill and friendly—then write down whether the dads wife was a milf or not. You will see, loud and clear, that all the dads married to milfs were chill as fuck while all the dads whos wives were ugly were overprotective assholes who had the attitude, “if i cant fuck someone as pretty as my daughter then im not going to let you fuck her either!”

**This post was edited on Mar 24th 2020 at 3:17:35am
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I disagree, there are also those roided up gun loving dads who have hot wives and hot daughters
 
2827068:grubix2 said:
hmm well when I was in highschool, girls parents never came out so formally with something like "what are your intentions with my daughter?". I mean the best thing you can do is present yourself to them in a very polite and respectful way.

Before going to their house, make sure you cover the basics. Shower, shave, apply deodorant etc. Make sure you wear something decent. Probably a button-down or polo shirt with some nice jeans or khakis. I mean you don't have to get all dressed up, but don't go wearing your Dickies and Independent Truck Company t-shirt.

When you go to meet them, you must be very proactive in the process. Parents hate when their daughter brings a guy home and they are drilling him with questions. Show interest. Like as soon as they open up the door introduce yourself. Greet her father with a firm hand shake. Not too hard not too soft. Probably going to do the same thing with her mother, because idk you normally don't hug her or anything the first time you meet.

Anything they ask you, make sure to answer with detail. They are trying to determine what you are like and if you're appropriate for their daughter. You should be doing 65-70% of the talking. And while you are talking, look at their face. Talk to their eyes. Liars can't talk to someones eyes. Also make sure to try to look cool and comfortable. Don't keep your hands in your pockets all the time either. Convince them you feel comfortable in their house.

Be observant. If you ever get hard pressed for something to talk about, make a point about something in the house. I dated a girl for a while who's father was a big time hunter. So I saw his mounted trophies and asked him about them. And he loved the compliments and told me all about his trips to canada and what not.

So for all of you guys, theres a little something on how to deal with parents. Comes from a few years of experience. But rememeber, that basically covers your sterotypical parents. All families are different. So just have a feel for what you are doing.

hope that wasn't too long
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this is the only thing any of you need to read.
 
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