hawaiian steak.
get your ass some pineapple tid bits, hawaiian style teriyaki sauce, and a chunk of good ass steak.
cook up those tid bits like you don't even know whats goin on, toss that steak in, and generously add sawsss. Let that shit sizzle to your liking, eat dat. done deal. If you're really baller you'll marinate that shit.
WUSGUDWIDDIT.