What are you going to name your children?

[TheWallaby]

trixie and bubbles.

 

[doritos]

Boy: Alfonso, Lucifer

Girl: Apple, Slut

I don't want kids, so if I have them I want their names to constantly remind them that they are mistakes.

 

[scientist]

girl - kayla, carmen, emma, nikki

 

[Jamie_Baril]

Quoting Dane Cook "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" boy or girl

 

[easson19]

considering my last name is head,

boy-richard

girl-dontcare

 

[r.w]

becasue you know they will end up doing the same things you have done right.

 

[frp1080]

7 is what george from seinfeld said he wanted to name his son if he ever had one

 

[HeathR]

so u like seeing little kids in baithing suits? sounds a little sketchy

 

[anitaskis]

who are you???

 

[El.Capitan]

Ooops, i forgot Pilot Inspektor. shame on me!

 

[Ronix]

boy - jamal (he's gonna be the first white person named jamal)

girl - sandwhich maker

 

[mackattack]

i love the boy name Holden

 

[big+white]

way to copy ryan.s ....and you are in love with per wall

 

[HeathR]

nice ur kid should have a good childhood

 

[beezey]

boy: helookalikeaman

girl:jesustittyfuckingchrist

 

[petek]

Guy; Elias

Girl: does it matter?

 

[dweezileast]

boy: toaster

girl: strudel

Landis: tanaka

 

[bmxican_89]

something that is unique and entertaining, yet doesnt result in them being made fun of for the rest of their lives...

 

[BurgRider]

fuck kids. especially little ones. I cant stand them. They smell and are obnoxious. And I realize I was a kid at one point as well

 

[grams.]

what about naming your boy...dante, shamal, or divante haha

 

[FUUUCK]

my friend named his pipe optimus prime hahahah

 

[GANDALF]

boy: Gunther, or Hooflung Poo

girl: Tits Malone, or Snots

 

[ndrwchrst37]

boys:Adison and holden

girls: iam not having girls

 

[SkiMN]

Your last name is Head? Shit you could have fun with that. Name a girl Give and a bot Get.

 

[Squirrel_Murphy]

Cylde Cadiddlehopper

 

[KEVTRON]

guy: vassili or somethnig cool like that

girl: Laila

 

[cgregg]

Boy: Lord Baltzahar Sundaka

Girl: Slave

(these are little brothers suggestions)