What are the funniest names you have ever heard?

[Hughes]

doesn't matter if they're fake etc.

 

[[evan]]

United Kingdom, London, City of

hahahahajkjkjk

hdwbcuhdbviu (doesnt matter if they're fake right?)

inb4 evan

 

[spidermanatadesk]

 

[Big.L]

Sam gooch and tabitha dick

 

[blindside]

Kid name Gadouche at the pool I guard, pronounced ga-doo-chee

 

[BenWhit]

hahaha i was seriously considering making a thread like this the other day.

my roommate at college orientations name was Areeb Habib, funny because it rhymes.

I also know a girl named Ariel Weiner.

 

[kvan]

Dick Butkus.

 

[DirtyDan]

Ashole , pronounced "Ah-shoal-eh"

 

[Jaimee.]

I always thought it was funny that I knew a Mr. and Mrs. Butt.

Harry Dick.

In elementary school we had a teacher Mrs. Mandalik a few kids spread the rumor that her first name was Anita or Ivana. Turns out that wasn't her name at all, but we laughed.

 

[RubberSoul]

i was not nearly that clever in elementary school lol

 

[Hughes]

oh my god i just remembered that a friend of mine (yes he's indian) has a brother called Apurv

 

[Parrish]

yea, cause evan is hilarious....

 

[3-6-steeze]

Not lying here, i know a girl named Maya Seaman. I swear on the well being of my penis

 

[Jib-Ninja]

There is a kid on my track team named Blade Dick..i personally think its one of the most hardcore names ever.

 

[[-mvee-]]

Le - ah
...pronounced "le dash ah" (say it kind of fast)
its black obvi, and so jacked up.

 

[ECB]

Dick Wooden lives near me, his medical file reads Wooden Dick

Santa Claus, but she married so her name is Santa Dibble (she was in our local newspaper)

Mexing Dong (Pronounced Ma Zing, like amazing) she is dating Kevin Wang, so Mexing Wang when they get married (her family owns chinese restaurant, his family owns dry cleaners)

 

[MNS]

Mike Hunt, Matthew Bater

 

[kvan]

Oh yeah one of my roommates names was Nick Sleeman. Everyone called him Dick Seamen haha.

 

[Zoro]

theres a kid in my school named richie burns

 

[asapCferg]

my friend dans nick name is dan gleesak and completely unrelated to a sexual reference there was a lab i did the other day in bio and a name on it was ajax...i thought it was a weird name....

 

[MothaHucker]

There was an asian kid at my school named harry wang no joke

 

[j.engel]

ham-damn is one of my freinds freinds

 

[seward]

i coach a peewee hockey team and one of the other coaches in our loops name is barrie tugwood, and he lives in barrie to boot.

gets me everytime.

 

[disastertourism]

I knew someone with the surname Skidmark.

hahahahah

 

[katie.]

once scorekept a basketball game....a man named Richard Butt was on the roster (Dick Butt LOL)

 

[erica]

this

 

[jason...]

had a principle that went by "Dick Burns"

 

[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

richard shrivels. who lived in coldwater.dick shrivels from cold water.

 

[BIGben*]

I am in the class of this girl called clementine nashakaka

 

[holy.shep]

Dick Love (my next door neighbor no joke)

 

[Backyard.Skier]

Ben Dover

 

[AB.Zee]

LOL I have a prof with the same name....and he is actually the best prof I've ever had haha

 

[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

i font get i t.

 

[rob29]

my mate legally changed his name to Steve 'the Invincible" Allan....

 

[.Natty.]

a kid who just graduated from my school was names Gabe Asher

(gay basher) in case you're slow

 

[dwigt]

i once met a big black dude named Rock Stone

 

[Relish_man]

saw a certain P.Ennis on the museum donator's wall at some train museum on a field trip. lolz were had

 

[ben_southworth]

Know a girl at school whos last name is Snowmanand a good friend of mine's middle name is Gnarion

 

[midwestpowhunter]

i graduated with a mike hunt.... he went by michael until in sixth grade the lesbo principle called for mike hunt to please report to the office over the pa. His life was forever ruined.

 

[HitTheJim]

Pedo that got busted near my neighborhood... Richard C. Balls

 

[erica]

I had a sub back in middle school named Mrs. Bahls, a few years later she was going by Mrs. B.

 

[sammiedee]

there's a girl at my school named Amelia Cook and it sounds like "A meal ya cook" on the announcements hahaha.

 

[Master_Debater]

anya johnson

 

[steezenskis]

i saw an article that was written by a sarah sluttly and i read about someone with the name shithead (pronounced shi-teed. one of those crazy black names)

 

[Lemuel]

There was a kid in my highschool named Zack Slocum, but we just called him Slowjizz.

 

[eldridge]

there was a kid at my highschool whose dad's mom's grandma named her child Mike Hunt

 

[Travapple.]

We had a teacher named ms Crapp haha.

Also, i work in a rental shop at a ski resort and one womans name was Marijuana Sawyer. For real. I couldnt believe it.

 

[AWALLRUS.]

theres an indian or something girl at my school named "aroony" or somthing. it sounded funny when my business teacher said it.

 

[Jabe]

i lost it after i read ur comment

 

[chuck_testa]

I knew a kid from skiing at my old mountain named harry and his dads name was richard (several nicknames like rick rich dick etc) and my other friend and I were getting separated from Harry and his dad in a crowded lodge and he shouted HARRY DICK loudly and it took him a couple minutes to realize his mistake.

 

[CoachG]

Harry Boltz and Ross Ransom, Ross Ransom isn't funny, just pretty sick imo.