What are the funniest names you have ever heard?

no joke, there are these 2 kids named lemonjello and orangello (pronounced la-mahn-ja-low and or-ange-ah-low) but they're named after lemon and orange jello
 
john boehner

but also my math teachers name is mr. hair. and since he's an ass, we call him a dictator. and for short, we call him dic. hair
 
once met a big black guy who called himself big boss pooter. then one of my friends got real drunk and called him pooter pan on accident.

also, at my school there was a sub named miss goff, and her son was named jack goff.
 
oh and theres a teacher in my district but not at my school named harry dick. and theres a kid at my school named harry dickman
 
oh and theres a teacher in my district but not at my school named harry dick. and theres a kid at my school named harry dickman
 
In my former profession as a financial rep, I kept a list of the funniest names on accounts. One was a guy named Will Dickover. His company was Dickover Enterprises. His daughter married a guy with the last name of Funkhowser and she hyphenated her name; Dickover-Funkhowser. The was another guy named Been Chuan Wang.

I also had a friend in high school whose dad was named Dick Ball and her Uncle was Harry Ball.
 
Used to go to school with a girl from India, her name was Rabheb
Pronounced 'RAH-BOB'
We thought it was pretty funny being in like 7th grade and all
 
a friend of a friend's surname is Dicksved

dick = yeah we all know what that is

sved = burn in Swedish

harrharr

and when I was a kid I always thought saying "Brad Pitt" was hilarious, because "pitt" in swedish is penis
 
Kid i know named Ben Dover, theres another funny one that a girl i know has, cant remember, ill post it later

 
Theres a guy who works in the whitehouse called Randy Baumgardner, pretty funny.Also my dad once me an preacher called Randy Pope,
not sure if 'randy' means the same thing in america as it does in the UK
 
La-a (La-dash-a) not really that uncommon amoung black people apparently, and Long Wang who goes to my high school
 
i know a girl named jenna dell. and a guy named corbin tayles (prounced tails) So i told em to get married then we have Jenna Tayles. Genitals!
 
u know someone was gonna post it
Richard Banger(Dick Banger)-- forget what movie it was from

Samantha LutzS.Lutz Sluts
hahahahahah
 
i told some kid with a learning disability (atleast we thought) to talk in the third person and we nicknamed Mike Hunt

this was at lacrosse camp

when we got back from training he would say stuff like Mike Hunt is dirty and he needs to shower.

mean or not.. it was fucking hilarious
 
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Had a kid I went to school with who's name was Clint Torres.
Also, there were the two brothers: Kirk and Mike Hunt. That was unfortunate.
 
That's a good one. He either had to have a great sense of humor or work in the porn industry.

From my list of account names there was a woman named Kum Soon Kim. No lie.
 
at work we have a william hang (asian but still no william hung)

a david crocket

and a crystal clear

for entertaining names my favorite is still richard noggin
 
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