What are some good skiing mottos?
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LivingColour
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I bury those cock-a-roaches....makes you feel like a bad ass every time you say it
TACO-DOG.exe
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"have fun"
LivingColour
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no
SteezoSaurus
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drop in pussy.
PlaygroundRapist
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Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads. ~Author Unknown
Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport. ~Author Unknown
There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on
your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital
corridor. ~Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974
The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of
clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in
order to stand around at a bar and get drunk. ~P.J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners, 1984
Gotta use your brain, it's the most important part of your equipment. ~Kevin Andrews and Warren Miller, Extreme Skiing
When it comes to skiing, there's a difference between what you think
it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your
friends it was like. ~Author Unknown
The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke.... glory in skiing virgin
snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their
run. ~Tim Cahill
Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. ~Author Unknown
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. ~Erma Bombeck
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. ~Dave Barry
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. ~Steven Wright
The sun is bright and the powder bitchin'. ~Author Unknown
Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. ~Author Unknown
All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. ~Author Unknown
Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. ~Author Unknown
Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. ~Author Unknown
There's no waiting for friends on a powder day. ~Author Unknown
Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to
and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. ~Author
Unknown
Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. ~Author Unknown
The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment.
Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who
can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth?
~Author Unknown
If you aren't crashing, you aren't skiing. ~Author Unknown
Kids today, all they talk about is big air. I say, stay on the
mountain, that's where the action is. If you want big air, pull my
finger. ~Smooth Johnson
Powder snow skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality. ~Dolores LaChapelle
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not
feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.... I now realize that the
small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of
forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. ~Dave Barry
If you marry a skier, marry tall - they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. ~Author Unknown
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. ~Author Unknown
I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make
your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you
continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except
in New York City, where it is known as winter. ~Michael Ventre, L.A. Daily News
Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport. ~Author Unknown
There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on
your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital
corridor. ~Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974
The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of
clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in
order to stand around at a bar and get drunk. ~P.J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners, 1984
Gotta use your brain, it's the most important part of your equipment. ~Kevin Andrews and Warren Miller, Extreme Skiing
When it comes to skiing, there's a difference between what you think
it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your
friends it was like. ~Author Unknown
The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke.... glory in skiing virgin
snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their
run. ~Tim Cahill
Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. ~Author Unknown
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. ~Erma Bombeck
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. ~Dave Barry
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. ~Steven Wright
The sun is bright and the powder bitchin'. ~Author Unknown
Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. ~Author Unknown
All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. ~Author Unknown
Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. ~Author Unknown
Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. ~Author Unknown
There's no waiting for friends on a powder day. ~Author Unknown
Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to
and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. ~Author
Unknown
Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. ~Author Unknown
The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment.
Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who
can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth?
~Author Unknown
If you aren't crashing, you aren't skiing. ~Author Unknown
Kids today, all they talk about is big air. I say, stay on the
mountain, that's where the action is. If you want big air, pull my
finger. ~Smooth Johnson
Powder snow skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality. ~Dolores LaChapelle
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not
feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.... I now realize that the
small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of
forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. ~Dave Barry
If you marry a skier, marry tall - they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. ~Author Unknown
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. ~Author Unknown
I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make
your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you
continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except
in New York City, where it is known as winter. ~Michael Ventre, L.A. Daily News
kootenayklaus
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"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
TACO-DOG.exe
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whats wrong with that?
unless you're trolling
unless you're trolling
RubberSoul
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im too drunk to taste this chicken
chiefbroseph
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"get some!!!!!!" and "shake and bake!!!!"
HughSchralperson
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Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be splintered ! A sword day ! A red day ! Ere the sun rises ! Ride now! Ride now ! Ride ! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending ! Death ! Death ! Deeeaaatthhh!
TheBredward
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If you don't do a double cork 1260 this year, you'll be one year older when you do.
-Warren Miller
You've probably heard that before but though I may as well throw it out
-Warren Miller
You've probably heard that before but though I may as well throw it out
lincolnloop123
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Ski good or eat wood. ( from all. I. Can.)
skinakedfast
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ima rip the shit out of this im the best skier on the mountain
[skiing+such]
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tips up, pants down
LivinOuttaBounZ
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I can stick uphill ice (on my saucer).
BlackCupid
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"Go fast, lose pass"
Bread.
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What is with these children and their hingerboppin shenanigans you know. Im trying to practice my balance on the orange oval trails when some flaming' kid with his double curved feet swords comes flyin' by me at 5000 cm/sec backwards. Next thing i know he's doing a whirly boop backward full flip kamikaze grab
Blindsurfer
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spin to win!!!!!!
ESB
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"Whatever degree of skill a skier may possess, he should never forget that his skis are only an instrument, a means through which he can enjoy the winter in all its glory and ruggedness, can breath clean fresh air, can meet human beings in their true character, and can forget all the petty troubles which beset our so-called civilization. These are a few of the reasons why skiing is not merely a sport- it is a way of life." - Otto Schniebs
ForeverYung
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^
DA_GUERILLAHHH
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shred da GNAR!!!!!!!
PlaygroundRapist
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ArmadaSkier.
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SWAG
Backyard.Skier
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if your not falling your not trying anything new
if you aint first, your last.
if you aint first, your last.
Mr_pretzel
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"Dont be a bitch, Send it to the flats!"
