what are some good freestyle quotes

yetigonecrazy

yetigonecrazy

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what are some good quotes related to freestyle skiing, or quotes said by freestyle competitors...i need to find a couple for a thing for school

 
'VAGINA JUICE'

-Dave Digravio

'what why'

-Corey Vanular

'This thing makes you sweat like it's your job'

-Dan Marion

They're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa

They're coming to take me away, Ho-hooo

Hee-hee---haa-haa

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those

Nice young men in their clean white coats and

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaaaa!
 
For me skiing never says 'no' or 'Your late' or 'Why didn't you call?' It just lets me be me. So excuse me i have a date with a very hot slim set of K2 public enemys That are just waiting for a good rail'-Chris Turpin

 
theres always the 'go big or go home' i cant think of any right now

Don't hate the player. Hate the game!
 
there isnt bad snow only bad skiers- kd

if skiing was easy it would be called snowboarding- annoumonus

tweak it tweak it land it land it every fucking time!-lame

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'We have 3 semi kickers with 20-40 ft of flat and a 70 flatter king sizer'-neutrino
 
Mogul skiers aren`t that good as powder skiers...

because of their stance and the way they keep their feet together...you know, they hang out in that little rut at the bottom of the mountain...they`d NEVER go up to the TOP of the mountain!

Glen Plake

 
check out the funny quotes from pros thread, if you haven't already

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
'to all the virgins out there- thanks for NOTHING!' - mcConkey.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
Niga niga niga please.

I strap on the jimmie 'cause I dont want a disease.

Baby likes it when I come inside.

I'll come into your house and take your daughter for a ride. (Hed PE)

He calls himself Lord of the Dance? I think we all know what happened the last time someone called themselves lord of anything.
 
check out freeze...tonnes of em...my favs

'im gunna go sports market the shit outta soem skiers.'

'this jump is at least 3 vincents high' -Vinnie

'The kick is 5 feet from the rail which means...the kick is 5 feet from the rail' Rory

'How many telemarketers does it take to screw in a lightbulb...none, theyre all dirty hippies with no electricity' G. Tuffelmire

'Im gunna rub out Mike Douglas for making me look old...that bastard' 33 yr old Shane McConkey on 33 yr old Mike D.

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S3p Represent'

PBP Junkie

TMC For life

www.tmcmogul.com
 
i got this sticker on my longboard...

'chicks dig guys with big decks'

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
guys this is serious, the doctor says that if i get one more concusiion i could have permenant brain damage. hope i dont eat shit...-mike hornbeck

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

I go either way-elasmoskichick

 
does anyone know of any good Pep Fujas quotes?

Cody

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2

Skiing is never a sport, but a lifestyle...
 
Look at my signature.

also 'What are you, a paremedic?' - a random senior citizen to CR johnson b.c he was wearing white pants, sneakers and a white pullover. not skiing related but funny.

'Attempted Murder, but its not as bad as it sounds.' Jon McMurray on why his frined is in jail.

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'I wanna monster truck, Fuck the bus' - Matt Sterbenz after checkin out the Freezing Point bus.
 
omg it happend again..i got better looking(looking at the mirror)

-boyd E

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if u have a problem call 1800 fuck-off(toll free)
 
'I think I just shat myself, no wait, that's just snow in my pants.'

'Skiing is like a box of chocolates, it's scrumtious'

'Skiing to me is what a twinky is to a fat kid'

'Did he land it? Nope guess not...'(after seeing a ski fly 15 feet up)

'Maybe we should help him.' (Watching a friend stuck strattling a rail)

'Trust me, I wouldn't land on you if I didn't think you could handle it.'- Tanner Hall

'Can you see what's down there? Neither can I.'

-Seth before dropping a huge cliff.

'Just say fuck it and huck it.' 'awww shit!!' 'Dude, i think she landed on her head' 'Yup' (my first backflip attempt)

'Do you think your arm is supposed to bend that way? Didn't think so.'

'Hey guys, do you think I can climb that tree in my ski boots?'

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~

Newschoolers.com, often imitated, never duplicated.-GhostDragon

'I think i just shat myself...no, wait, that's just snow in my pants...'
 
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