What are all the styles?

Peta

Peta

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I allready know gorilla steeze, and other shit, but i hardly here about any other styles. There's a name for candideds style, (not huge, that aint a style) but something like forced or messy, or something like that. Does any1 know anything else?

Cant we all just get along, fuck that, can't we all just get a bong
 
just curious, some ppl ski pretty much with similar style, just wanna know what they are

Cant we all just get along, fuck that, can't we all just get a bong
 
my style is 'fuck the fucking fuckers' It's where you obey no signs, ignore all warnings, do inverts right in front of ski patrolmen, school them, hit cliffs at horribly fast speeds, and then bang the chick at the end of the night.

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i have the dirty daygo style, you have to have sweaty armpits, a spaghetti sauce stained wife-beater, lots of hair, and a crazy name like tancredi

 
you people are stupider then a bag of monkey spunk

you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
 
dude, this really aint about me, tho. I try to have a kinda messy style,(yeah, that's the word), the exact opposite of straight/clean. My tweaks are never the same, and thats the way i want em

Cant we all just get along, fuck that, can't we all just get a bong
 
have monkey steeze. Monkeys have tails so you would need to put a tail on your snowpants.

There is nothing motherly about mother nature. Except for her big mountainous breasts.
 
I dont think the guy is looking for a style that he can copy. He just wants to know if their are names for different types of style. Like gorilla steeze.

B.O.T Nucka

*We OWN You*
 
i use 'bad kung fu movie steeze'

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
my new style is called'crazy grom' its like when you see a crazy grom go off a jump, just with alot more air and distacne to it. and a little bit more fluid.

 
salamander steeze all the way, or maybe fiddler crab style. I like both

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everyone has there own style, if ure wondering about candide's, its aggresive style, gut that is a stuipid question, becasue you cannot put a number on how many styles there are, everyone has there own.

 
gorilla steeze or whatever is just a way for everyone to understand what kinda style some people are talking about. But there really arent any classifications, the whole idea of newschool is creating your own style. Im not sure how to classify this without mixing things up, but ape style to me is a srewed up attempt at trying to copy pollards style.

I just wanna ski, is that to much to ask in life
 
how is that a stupid question. I believe that there are only a few main types of style, and where on earth do u get aggressive, that isn't what i was talkn about All other styles are just derivatives

Cant we all just get along, fuck that, can't we all just get a bong
 
I see the type of style you possess is called 'ask the world's most retarded questions' style.

Seems to be getting popular

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only style that has a name is the gorilla steeze.

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
I think gorilla style is just a stupid ripoff of snowboard style, it just looks dumb, for skiers it just looks like you're taking a big shit

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so everything we get from snowboarders...we shouldnt have? no more mute or japan. no more misty. no more rodeo. NO MORE 540 or 900...what do we do? call it a 360 and a half? shit man...who cares.

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
yeah i think Crystalline's style is the best, i go for that too

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Gorilla steez is f*ugly, but Tanner Hall stomps his stuff and he's the one getting paid to ski, so what can I say?

Personally, I ride poleless with a free heel - no better way to lay it down!

Dio dame un pokito de mazal i echame en las fundias de la mar
 
does anyone here use gorilla steeze, it's my opinion it looks bad, when i see tanner do it he's not even carving he looks kinda like a little kid, until he's in the air where he shames us all but thats another thing.

so when you say you like a girl with a little junk in the trunk, which end are we talking about here?

-an elephant
 
Is it my imagination or does pollard have gorilla steeze.

Cant we all just get along, fuck that, can't we all just get a bong
 
kinda, i guess pollard has like the 3 tow sloth/gorilla style, but not so much gorilla

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