What alcohol do you usually roll to parties with?

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To be everyone's best friend.

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For you and your best friends.
 
PBR, E&J's brandy, Carlo Rossi sangrea, the new belgium folley pack, or if i'm getting shitty drunk a couple four locos
 
If im going with beer, pilsner and kokanee are the first options. If I'm real short on cash keystone, old mill or reineer get the job done. On occasion a two six of jager or whiskey. Rum is good too. Not really a fan of vodka or tequila though. Unless i feel like blacking out and puking everywhere.
 
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but i'm a man of various tastes, so it's kinda whatever the fuck i feel like at the time, tequilla? yes please. Gin? fuck yeah. Jagermeister? get the fuck away from me.
 
regardless of whatever cheap, dirt-flavored alchohol-and-piss water i am walking into a party with in mass quantitites, nothing beats that feeling you get when you open the door to a sweet party and walk in with a 30-rack in each hand. everybody looks up from whatever they are doing, and there you are with all this beer, and theres this huge collective smile, and everybody in the party is all like "yeah, that kid brought a ton of beer. i like that kid, i wanna give that high five, and when i get drunk enough, im gonna hug him and yell in his ear "YO YOU ARE SO MY BRO DUDE!!"

i roll up with PBR though. mostly because ive never met anybody who was super adverse to drinking it.

 
All I do is tell my life, I'm glad you like it. If you are ever visiting upstate NY, let me know, we can work out a deal where you show me a female family member, and I ask for her courtship, and in return, I shall give you a decent dowry of maybe, a goat or horse. Your choice (goat is young, horse is old and might or might not have AIDS)
 
This shit happens all the time.
Fifth of Jim Beam if it's a douchey party where people will steal your beer.
Lately I've been grabbing 6ers of magic hat, honey browns, or golden wheat.
Gritty's Pub Style up in maine.
Kokanee in washington.
Long trail or #9 in vermont.
If I'm in maryland and feeling beer but going to a party where some beers might walk away from the fridge then I'll just grab a suitcase of boh
 
i had dark chocolate ice cream with beer in it last night. it was amazing. it was at this place in princeton NJ. the bent spoon
 
vodka juice boxes are legit to get hyphy with. almost spill proof and if you are drinking underage and security peeks in then it's no worries.
 
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