What alcohol do you usually roll to parties with?

a wise man once told me that wine coolers are really strong and you get drunk after about 2..o.O

you have to be gay right?
 
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yeehaw

good call

this, but bottles for sure, as well as 12 dixie cups, two ping pong balls (impromptu pong games) 3 shotglass, 5 redbull and a 26 of jager
 
Mostly just a mick or 26 of some cheap vodka, or

a 15 of Pacific Pilsner in my backpack, end up with leftovers most of the time to kill in the morning.
 
I'm a good religious boy, so when I roll to parties in my tricked out bible van, what I like to bring to the table is not a very unique drink. I bring Fiji water, and a lemon. I squeeze the lemon, which I got from my church, into the Fiji water. Then I party with my fiji and lemon, it is amazing. Everyone else is drinking beer and stuff, and they all start having pre-marital sex, well not me! I stay nice and sober and then, when the time is right, I might ask a girl if she would like to get coffee another time, when she isn't drunk, so I can get to know her feelings. So that's what I take to parties.
 
Naw I keep her at home, for when I come back with no girls because my plan with fiji doesnt work, so then i go home, and have marital sex with my wife, whom i bought for cash, and she doesn't know english, but she knows how to fuck!
 
maybe, but i roll with it because its 4 dollars a bottle, like the price of beer, so the girls should dig it, but they dont.....my logic must be fucked?
 
I think another reason why the girls don't like the fiji is because usually when I'm at parties, the first thing i say to a girl is "Hey, want a roophie?" And usually they sorta walk away, except for the crazy bitches, then when I actually pull out roophies, they always walk away. I think I should stop that.
 
i try to catch chicks off guard with sheer quantity of water. the trick is to prove to her you have a huge trouser snake by showing up with enough water to really get her fucked up. quality comes second. fuck fiji.

here i am rolling up to a party. rollin the way i do.

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I wish I could pay for Tuborg on a regular basis.. so fucking good.

Right now I have a sixty pounder of Smirnoff sitting beside me, there's probably like 20 oz left and it's been a good run. I'm gonna miss him when he's gone
 
i go with vodka a shaker and juice and tell bitches ill make them a drink. really all i do is put ice juice and vodka in the shaker and shake it, and boom you look like a boss making drinks
 
best things are Poppers and boris cool . yyoull get friends with all of the douchebags...

Srly Beer, maybe Rhum to mix it with cocacola, if low budget go for the big 10
 
Usually just beer but rollin up with a bottle of whiskey and sharing is always fun.
 
I usually go with beer but as long as i won´t have to drink vodka i´m happy with that, them russians be crazy!
 
Mostly just cheap beer, but if i have some extra cash:

Bacardi

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Usually Razz. Good shit.

Or Absolut

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Usually either the regular Vodka, or Citron. Good shit as well.
 
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