when i was like 4 years old my family was at my aunts for the holidays and all the adults were at the table having their after dinner wine and champagne or whatever, so of course im just being a little shit and getting my nose in everything crawling under the tbale and stuff, so after a while im just sitting there chilling on my dads lap and he puts me down because he had to go into the kitchen to get another bottle, so when he gets up i see that his glass is still on the table and almost full, so of course no one on the oppostie side of the tbale can see me because im shorter than the table, so i yank his glass and start drinking it.  well apparetnly i drank it all, i dont remember any of it probably because i blacked out hahahha, but then i started walking away from the table to go into the play room, and the way their house is set up is they have a mini set of stairs going from the kitchen to the living room probably about 6 or 7 stairs, but the story is that i got to the top of the stairs, took my first step, face planeted and rolled down the rest of them.  i guess everyone got a kick out of it because they were all buzzing anyway, and whats funnier than a wasted 4 year old hahahah