What about Skyrim?!?!?

HERE

So...

THE DARK BROTHERHOOD

All is going well when the legion attacks and clears out the whole sanctuary killing EVERYONE

You then have to go KILL CICERO

Cicero was the ADORING FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111





The THIEVE'S GUILD

The main guy steals everything from the guild and you have to KILL HIM

THE COMPANIONS

You become a warewolf

You kill warewolf hunters

The leader dies and you become the leader (Shocker, AMIRITE)

MAGE'S GUILD

The obvious THALMAR badguy turns out to be the bad guy and you kill him.

MAIN QUEST

You kill dragons and get shouts

You have to kill the leader of the bad dragons

to do this you capture a dragon and ride on its back to heaven ( FOR REALS )

You kill the badguy with some help from some other people who can shout

Oh and there may have been some mentioned spoilers in the text above...

Now that you know what happens you can proceed with the rest of your life.

-Just in case people missed this post in page 10!
 
That is the single reason why i may be selling skyrim soon

STOP YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW

YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE







 
.....cant.....contain.....laughter.....pfffffliab ;uFH;Lnfn; enFL . Nv/JF;NandfALFJ.afcbuq,.fWB.EUIF.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
 
and then You become the king of skyrim after you kill ulfric stormcloak after you beat the stormcloak rebelion
 
Anyone else getting lag problems?

I am currently talking a fortress with Stormcloak soldiers and i am laggin terribly.

Btw, Conjuring the Daedra Lord rocks
 
you know its getting to far when hanging out with people means them watching you play skyrim for hours on end
 
Right now I'm going one-handed weapon with a destruction spell style. Do I want heavy armor? Because that's what I've been using.
 
I raise you one legendary daedric sword, 2 legendary daedric daggers, flawless mehrunes razor, legendary daedric bow, and one legendary blade of woe.

inb4 somebody raises me
 
im not even going to post my gear, it would show how much of a nerd I am

ok time for me to stop playing skyrim, im gonna play some counter strike
 
Talos worship is illegal, TAKE HM AWAY



*suddenly you are taken away by two thalmar guards to prison. While in prison you become the sex toy of several large argonains and a kajit, the leader being an argonian named "breaks~asses~harder"
 
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i chose redgaurd because he looked the most badass, no other reason

fat ass dreads and a fat knotted beard
 
do the dark brotherhood, fun quest, decent gold, and at the end for _____________________________ you get 20,000 gold. and then you can either spend it on the sanctuary or lie and say the reward was only 5,000.
 
either pickpocket or looting dungeons. On any quest where I clear a dungeon I easily make 2000+ just from looting dead people and chests, and there's normally a large chest at the end of big dungeons with decent stuff in it.
 
because by the time the next one comes out the advances in gaming technology will be there so the will be able to advance their own software, i think it won't be for awhile though.
 
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