What 3 items would you bring with you on a Deserted Island

[BertBoyd]

This is the deserted island game! Your allowed to choose 3 thing's/Item's to accompany you. Could be for entertainment, survival, etc... Let me set the scene for you, Your on a flight over the South Pacific ocean, The plane malfunctions and you end up crashing on a deserted island. You and 1 other person survives. You discover an undamaged luggage crate. Who survived the crash with you (Who do you want to be stuck on an island with?) and what 3 items did you recover from that luggage crate(must be able to fit in the crate).

Spark-notes:

- Choose 1 person you want to be stuck on an island with

- Choose 3 things that you want to bring on a deserted island with you

 

[YourMomsCouch]

A guy named Jesus and dildos

 

[.AR6rider.]

Your mom and 3 tubes of Astroglide.

 

[JAHpow]

Genesis Rodriguez

Iron Man Suit

A hammock

A volleyball

I'll chill on the island then fly home.

 

[californiagrown]

adriana lima

duct tape

a knife

 

[Logey.]

Lots of marijuana so I could smoke up the animals in exchange for food and sexual services.

A volley ball for obvious reasons

And a gopro for some POV action

 

[BertBoyd]

Nice touch with the iron man suit

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

2 hookers and 1 blow

 

[Garebear]

a stuffed animal build-a-bearsome cupcakes

enough acid to last a year

 

[NEPTR]

a boat , some beach chairs and food

 

[steeze.pizza]

2 girls and 1 cup

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

a machetea fishing kit....pole, line, lures, etc.

a flint w striker

 

[KingGeedorah]

You wouldn't last a day.

 

[pigglywiggly]

BearsBeets

Battlestar Galactica

 

[cool_name]

a pilot with a float plane certification

a float plane

enough fuel to get home

and a barrel of cash

(you never stated how big the box was, so i presumed it was big enough to fit a plane)

 

[SkiThe603]

six pack of bic lightersbowl

ounce of bud

 

[Randy_Quench]

you gonna get high for a week then curl up and die?

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

Some heroin, an oil tanker filled with lube, and OP's dad. Things are going to get kinky

 

[bfulmer]

Mila Kunis

one metric ton of marijuana

a hot tub full of tequila

a helicopter

 

[chacha33]

Skiierman (for food)

fully stocked amberlamps

Bear Grylls

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Flesh light

Lube

Another flesh light

 

[ChipDirt]

Jennifer Lawrence food matches water

 

[SFB]

2 dragon dildos

1 dvd player with air bud 2.

 

[.Hugo.]

That's for things dumdum

 

[Wampire]

a machetea fishing kit....pole, line, lures, etc.

a flint w striker

More like i would bring the person machete from machete kills

also the spy kids would be with him cos they are his niece/nephew

 

[Ghini]

Rum, rum and rum.

Yes, I'm a pirate.

Arrr

 

[DasGoatenshafter]

Sindy, Chastity, and Clarissa.

 

[radmad]

fireworks

a turtle

torin

 

[proZach]

Rum, rum and rum.

Yes, I'm a pirate.

Arrr

I used to think a pirate's favorite letter was arrr. But I was wrong, tis' be the C!

 

[SFB]

A guy named

Your mom

damn

 

[ANDR01D]

Person: A pilot capable of safely taking off/flying/landing a plane with two people in it.

Things:

1. A Plane that meets FAA regulations.

2. A Runway constructed to FAA regulations.

3. Enough gas to get back to city of at least 100,000 people.

I win!

 

[E__]

Scarlett Johansson

Compass

Flint

Knife

 

[cool_name]

Person: A pilot capable of safely taking off/flying/landing a plane with two people in it.

Things:

1. A Plane that meets FAA regulations.

2. A Runway constructed to FAA regulations.

3. Enough gas to get back to city of at least 100,000 people.

I win!

ya except a runway isnt portable so have fun

 

[ANDR01D]

ya except a runway isnt portable so have fun

Shit...looks like my reading comprehension could use some improvement.

 

[JahLiam]

1 billion dollars,

1 helicopter,

1 ton of beef jerky,

Oh and I'd want to get stuck with Jesus so if the helicopter crashes he can get me home

 

[icculus.]

six pack of bic lightersbowl

ounce of bud

only an ounce.?

pussy

 

[BertBoyd]

Emma Watson

Water Purifier

Machete

Iron Man Suit

 

[Bombogenesis]

A guy named Jesus and dildos

Your mom and 3 tubes of Astroglide.

Genesis Rodriguez

Iron Man Suit

A hammock

A volleyball

I'll chill on the island then fly home.

adriana lima

duct tape

a knife

Lots of marijuana so I could smoke up the animals in exchange for food and sexual services.

A volley ball for obvious reasons

And a gopro for some POV action

Nice touch with the iron man suit

2 hookers and 1 blow

a stuffed animal build-a-bearsome cupcakes

enough acid to last a year

a boat , some beach chairs and food

2 girls and 1 cup

a machetea fishing kit....pole, line, lures, etc.

a flint w striker

You wouldn't last a day.

BearsBeets

Battlestar Galactica

a pilot with a float plane certification

a float plane

enough fuel to get home

and a barrel of cash

(you never stated how big the box was, so i presumed it was big enough to fit a plane)

six pack of bic lightersbowl

ounce of bud

you gonna get high for a week then curl up and die?

Some heroin, an oil tanker filled with lube, and OP's dad. Things are going to get kinky

Mila Kunis

one metric ton of marijuana

a hot tub full of tequila

a helicopter

Skiierman (for food)

fully stocked amberlamps

Bear Grylls

Flesh light

Lube

Another flesh light

Jennifer Lawrence food matches water

2 dragon dildos

1 dvd player with air bud 2.

That's for things dumdum

More like i would bring the person machete from machete kills

also the spy kids would be with him cos they are his niece/nephew

Rum, rum and rum.

Yes, I'm a pirate.

Arrr

Sindy, Chastity, and Clarissa.

fireworks

a turtle

torin

I used to think a pirate's favorite letter was arrr. But I was wrong, tis' be the C!

damn

Obama, satellite phone, GPS, water purifier. We'd be picked up in no time.

Person: A pilot capable of safely taking off/flying/landing a plane with two people in it.

Things:

1. A Plane that meets FAA regulations.

2. A Runway constructed to FAA regulations.

3. Enough gas to get back to city of at least 100,000 people.

I win!

Scarlett Johansson

Compass

Flint

Knife

ya except a runway isnt portable so have fun

Shit...looks like my reading comprehension could use some improvement.

1 billion dollars,

1 helicopter,

1 ton of beef jerky,

Oh and I'd want to get stuck with Jesus so if the helicopter crashes he can get me home

only an ounce.?

pussy

Emma Watson

Water Purifier

Machete

Iron Man Suit

Test

 

[Jro.]

Kate Upton

Yacht, Food/Water, Cell Phone

 

[MNS]

Nikee Heaton

Water

Food

Satellite phone for when I am ready to leave.

 

[KrazyistKarl]

Water filtration, fixed blade knife with sharpening stone (toss up between a guides hatchet) and a hammock tent.

And I assume we would wash up on the island fully clothed, so I could use shoe strings to fabricate a bow drill

 

[Scotty_B]

Person: beautiful lady

Items:

- Water filtration tube

- Axe

- 100 feet of line/rope

 

[Mr.Sloth]

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

 

[Mr.Sloth]

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

 

[ModMommy]

Limes

The Russian Navy

A USB Flash Drive

 

[ModMommy]

Limes

The Russian Navy

A USB Flash Drive

Looks Like I forgot the person. I'm taking Datsyuk down with me.

 

[yelsel]

a knife, weed and my dog

 

[kevmac]

a knife, rope, flint and bear grylls

 

[MothaHucker]

lotion, computer, internet

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

Hot girl with low standards,

Condoms, water, and flares

 

[acualywasdolan]

A big box of freshies

A ton of sterilized water

3 keys of pure fentanyl powder or dope