I hate NSG so much, it's almost unbelievable. As many have said, most of you are the most ignorant, and asinine group of individuals. But that argument is beside the point.
I myself am one of those "Jersey wearing, tight short douchebags with the $2300 dollar bikes" And nothing pisses me off more than some impatient person that can't wait 10 extra seconds to pass me. Or when they do pass me they don't move more than a couple inches away from my shoulders. And I will, 9 times out of 10, take your license number down and report you. You have no reason to endanger someone's life because they are inconveniencing yours such a small amount.
Next time you are longboarding, skateboarding, walking, whatever down the "Designated bike paths" and a cyclist passes you at over 25 mph and your pissed off, think how we feel when we almost get hit by a car every time we are on the road.
And another point, saying cyclist shouldn't be on the road is like snowboarders saying skiers shouldn't be in the park. They have no right, it wasn't made specifically for them and skiers need to get out of the snowboarders way. And any skier that gets in a snowboarders way deserves to be pushed out of the way, sprayed, and their pass clipped.
Sparknotes: Fuck all of you.