Well newschoolers, its time i got closer to nature.

This.

Shit, I had friends that thought I lived on campus when I was in college. Not so. Turn these lemons into lemonade already!
 
Well that sucks. I'm a child of civilization, it's weird to me that there could literally not be a way to get back haha.
 
damn man thats a shitty situation. post in regionals to see if anybody could give you a ride, i bet you can find somebody on here
 
Good luck with what ever travels come your way, but it sounds like this is the exact time you should be looking to reach out to your mom.
 
Actually a cougar sounds like exactly what you need. Make sign that says "Will screw mature women for food". Walk around outside holding sign for awhile. Profile says you are in Aspen. In Aspen, if you follow these steps and haven't been picked up with a half and hour, there is something very wrong with you.
 
Friends wont let u crash on their couch? History of rehab? And now u would rather live in the woods than go back to ur moms? Im kinda getting the vibe u might be a lil insane dawg.
 
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