Well.....im fuckedd

dude your so kool! you smoke wee, don't pay attention in class, and generally don't give a fuck. But my favorite trait about you is that you like to claim that your a bad ass on the internet!
 
my favourites are

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2

rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if

necessary.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next

to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

44. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way

through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have

bad circulation.

61. Borrow a friend’s Video taping equipment and set up a lot of

lights and a camera around your desk. Call out instructions to

imaginary people who are supposed to be working the equipment.
 
smokin mad joints of course... thats what the jointman does.

and OP-- get your procrastinating ass off NS and start studying. you aren't helping yourself by sitting on your computer bitching about it
 
cheat your ass off or think of a good way to get out of the exam (like not go to school) so you can buy some time to study or ask people what was on the test and help with it
 
just cram session tonight and take it. you will do fine and you know more than you think you do. stay positive.
 
I keeed, I keeed.

but seriously. what the hell are you still doing not studying? You might as well toke up because you're more unmotivated than a full-on stoner
 
study all night, fake sick tomoro, if your parents arent buying it stick your finger up your butt then down your throat and actually throw up. study all day tomoro, and tomoro night. if you cant pass an exam with that amount of time, good luck with college.
 
JESUS F*CKING CHRIST

considering the way you said that in context you were either dead serious or you have a weeeird sense of humor. Either way you got some issues...
 
do as many lines of coke as you can before the final. You will either ace the shit out of it, or die.
 
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