*weirdest things you found/seen on the slopes*

[BrickTamland]

Yeah you got mental problems, man.

 

[Thrash]

hey, it was a good find. you know you would of done the same thing

 

[B-runge]

THIS THREAD SUCKS ANYWAY FUCKING N00BS

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/376233/

 

[bootleg_BEN]

used condom=not too wierd you picking it up and talking it home=certifiably insane

 

[GreenHorn]

he talked it home?

 

[bootleg_BEN]

fail haha

Did i mention that i hate you?

 

[Thrash]

of course i took it home. i thought it was the right thing to do.

 

[a--1]

your mind=pjnfvsldjoiudhSIOUCBDSOIUCNIUSDNCOUBFVOUBaoiubdoubiubisuvbodiufbsoviuad

 

[bootleg_BEN]

very well put sir know aller.

 

[a--1]

thanks dog

 

[Thrash]

my mind = a perfectly normal one minus all that i've lost from snorting coke

your mind = hgdsfjkalajakd for saying mines pjnfvsldjoiudhSIOUCBDSOIUCNIUSDNCOUBFVOUBaoiubdoubiubisuvbodiufbsoviuad

 

[bootleg_BEN]

welcome G

 

[GreenHorn]

this thread is really makin me mad. i think im done with ns.

 

[a--1]

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[bootleg_BEN]

Ok Bye

 

[gnarrr]

one of the tees from a tbar on a mountain without a tbar

 

[GreenHorn]

you arent helping

 

[a--1]

you tell them

 

[Thrash]

later buddy.

 

[a--1]

your out

 

[BC.]

once i saw a skier being towed by a horse....

 

[Thrash]

nope. i might check out that condom i found. ive kept it for 5 months

 

[bootleg_BEN]

we will miss you though....

Actually not really.

 

[a--1]

shut it

 

[Thrash]

yeah i agree

nobody fucking cares about skiiers being pulled by horses, fucking faggot

 

[bootleg_BEN]

you tell him

 

[BrickTamland]

Man.

 

[B-runge]

good we dont want you here

 

[GreenHorn]

i can tell.

 

[Steezius_Maximus]

i was skiing with my friends and he was talking to me not looking in front of himself and when he did he was 1m from a line of 12 gapers not skiing listening to their instructor so he turned so fast and the beginner listening to the teacher fell on another beginner and it followed till the last one like dominoes

 

[Relish_man]

used condoms and a huge-ass joint.

 

[Mr.Huck]

1) Princess Di

2) A cow elk that almost ran me over.

3) The Ravinos biker gang that used to build kickers on Saint Patty's day in Vail.

4) Woman using a breast pump.

5) Former Vice President Dan Quayle.

6) Guy skiing in a kilt.

7) Tree skiing, almost hit a porcupine that was sleeping on a branch about face high.

 

[Thrash]

i hope you smoked that joint and took the condom home like i did

 

[musick13]

A cell phone lost for three months and it still worked

a car muffler

a couple of bandannas

 

[Jballz]

the lifties at your hill also have a blow up doll named ursila

a blow up sex doll named ursila

 

[Get.Kronk]

Moose

 

[a--1]

thats no even wierd

 

[weskisea]

is this snoqualmie central?

they have a pretty good thong tree there, but its not near the park so i rarely see it.

 

[.jesus.]

jea jea jea

 

[a--1]

haha

 

[Panda-Please.]

Iphone with like 1000 contacts but no mom..

 

[mike91129]

shitty tighty whities in a tree.

 

[Relish_man]

fuck Canada, we dont have stupid-ass holidays where we can throw undergarments on trees.

 

[mike91129]

Fernie has an underwear tree, on the left going up the elk chair. nasty stuff in it sometimes

 

[noparking]

found 157 cash

 

[InfernoHits]

I was hung over, so I was found on all fours with my skis next to me 20 ft from the lift during the february break crowd puking up some red/yellow yumminess all across the slope.
Im sure thats the weirdest some of those tourists saw.

 

[The_Oakley_Kid]

i came across a jar with about 10 grams of weed in it, so awesome

 

[Davy.Crockett]

hope so

 

[Davy.Crockett]

what the hell are you talking about?

 

[MayorWest]

read the fucking thread!