Weirdest things to happen while skiing?

One time I was cutting across a run to some glades and this kid was coming down and thought he was gonna hit me so he just dropped all his shit and dove to the side.
 
13132248:patt. said:
Out of everything that could have happened that's the weirdest thing that you saw when you where skiing?
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Hey, give him a break. He's only 12 and hasn't had much experience out there yet.
 
I was just ripping the woods with friends and i fell into some super tight trees. hidden in the tight trees were two retro snowboards sticking out of the snow, all rusted to shit. this was like way out in the woods like way up the mountain.
 
i was dry humped/ made out with in the trees by a 17 year old when i was 13. Pretty much molested. but it was enjoyable.
 
13131260:ChillTeenDad420 said:
one day i was riding with my boy garrett, and he informs me of this strange tranny in the middle of the park (very third eye of him). he goes down beneath to photograph me doing a trick over said tranny. well, he snaps the photo a bit early, so my grab isnt fully complete and im flailing, but it actually turned out to be one of the most perfect shots i've ever been a part of. my pole is pointing DIRECTLY AT A FUCKING UFO! i shit u not this photo has not been retouched. There have been no further contacts at present, and search for ET life at snoqualmie pass continues

duuude that was one of the funnest transitions in the park this year. I wish there were more..
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Riding up on chairlift and saw medics surrounding a guy who had slammed into a cat track that ran across a slope, after he'd fallen and slid down that slope. 10 minutes later I had fallen on the same icy slope and was sliding (and accelerating) very quickly into that same cat-track. I couldn't stop myself from sliding. I panicked, knowing what to expect. People were starting at me from chairlift. I ended up getting into a sit position and used my feet in front of me to stop myself. Weird stoke.

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.. just wanted to say when I was sliding down the slope with two skis on I couldn't stop myself, with one ski I couldn't either.... it was only when the second ski came off that I was free enough to use my legs and position my body. That was gnarly.. like defusing a bomb.

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I was skiing a pretty much flat trail and a mamacita was about 10-20 feet ahead. I was trying to get beside her so I cut to my left trying to go around a tree. My right ski caught a random ski pole on the ground and went right. My left ski went left, my right ski went right, I spread eagled right into the tree then fell backwards onto the ice lip that was dug around the tree. Not very pleasant feeling.

Also, this little fucker of a kid was tossing snowballs at everyone on the lift. He was behind us, so we are sitting up to get off the lift and my friend puts one hand in the snow and drags it, scoops up a snowball, packs it once and fires it at the kid as he is getting off the lift. Hits him right in the nuts and the kid moans and falls to his side motionless.
 
One time while at afton alps, in minnesota i was skiing for one of my first times and i saw from the chairlift some girl laying back on the tails of her skis yelling " I cant stop i cant stop!" eventually she made it down to the bottom of the hill over the snowbank of the parking lot and into the tailgate of a sububrban.
 
i have several strange occurrences at GP

1. me and my friend got off the 3chair lift and i skied toward the glades but only to do the first few yards and then bail out into the park,my friend didn't get the memo and he ran the glades. i was waiting at the bottom for 20 minutes trying to figure out where the hell he went. it turned out that he hit a tree an hurt his shin pretty badly, he still skid but we stayed out of the parks for the rest of the night.

2 this kid got hurt at the last jump of Sky High, he actually is a pretty good skier, but me and my friend that i mentioned earlier went to the patrol station to get help and when we came back some like 7th grade gapers [freestylers that acted like gapers] were sitting on a rail and one kid was jacking it off and throwing snow like it was jizz. and being fairly annoying

3.saw a strange golden glow in some deep snow. we spent the rest of the night wondering what it was and we asked patrol and they said it was the lights for the parking lot in the summer.

4. whenever i get poppy corn chicken i end up getting a cheese curd in the boat that they come in, and whenever i get cheese curds i get a poppy corn chicken in the boat that they come in. this happens every time no joke. not sure if aliens or sales technique. anyways its actually pretty cool and i enjoy this strange occurrence
 
i have several strange occurrences at GP

1. me and my friend got off the 3chair lift and i skied toward the glades but only to do the first few yards and then bail out into the park,my friend didn't get the memo and he ran the glades. i was waiting at the bottom for 20 minutes trying to figure out where the hell he went. it turned out that he hit a tree an hurt his shin pretty badly, he still skid but we stayed out of the parks for the rest of the night.

2 this kid got hurt at the last jump of Sky High, he actually is a pretty good skier, but me and my friend that i mentioned earlier went to the patrol station to get help and when we came back some like 7th grade gapers [freestylers that acted like gapers] were sitting on a rail and one kid was jacking it off and throwing snow like it was jizz. and being fairly annoying

3.saw a strange golden glow in some deep snow. we spent the rest of the night wondering what it was and we asked patrol and they said it was the lights for the parking lot in the summer.

4. whenever i get poppy corn chicken i end up getting a cheese curd in the boat that they come in, and whenever i get cheese curds i get a poppy corn chicken in the boat that they come in. this happens every time no joke. not sure if aliens or sales technique. anyways its actually pretty cool and i enjoy this strange occurrence
 
This one time we were all sessioning this hip jump in late spring, and there was a giant patch of dirt in the landing, and this old fat guy hits it and he gets pretty close to the snow, but he lands and double ejects to faceplant in the snow with the rest of his body in the dirt. i was ready to call ski patrol, but he just got up, dusted himself off, put his skis back on and rolled off.
 
I was skiing one day when a 9 year old kid comes flying into the park with no control hits the knuckle of one jump then fly's and slams his face on the next knuckle double ejects i went to see if he was OK and he was out,he was later dragged out on a stretcher.
 
wheres the video of the guy doing the double, catching tips, and scorpion front flipping to his feet in a contest???
 
I once saw a little kid going down the steepest trail on the mountain, trying his absolute best to pizza but still going like mach 5 speed down the trail just screaming.
 
One time i was at the top of Powder Mountain in a blizzard. The wind was whipping pretty good and it was unbelievably cold out that day. I saw this tiny brown thing on the ground stumbling along and realized it was a ;little field mouse. I picked it up and put it in my hood and it curled up and seemed content. I skied down to somewhere more hospitable and put it in a tree well where it scampered off.
 
Probably that time some gaper at Vail managed to get his overalls tangled in the chair lift and ended up dangling over a ravine with his junk hanging out.
 
my fam is on ski patrol at mount snow and apparently like 2 years ago some guy had his ski impale his ass when he hit a jump. so thats pretty weird

instead of hitting a kid i picked em up while i was moving and just stopped and put em down and skied away.

my old coaches went off a jump and one of them grabbed the others ski. two person tail grab
 
I've seen a Asian girl in rental gear going full speed and just rammed into a giant blue barrel and the barrel just broke in half. She was okay in the end but its one of the most funniest things I've ever seen.
 
Saw a guy with a rental board and all of a sudden his bindings fall out and he just starts gliding down without the snowboard but with his boots and bindings. His board also went flying down.
 
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