Weirdest story ever

beer.

beer.

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two of my friends dropped some cid over last weekend. they were over

at this kid's apartment and two of his neighbors showed up. one of

them informed them he was born with his stomach where his heart should

be, and had 10 more years to live and had scars all over his body. he

then whipped out his uncircumsized dick while the other guy proceeded

to shave his pubes with an axe. the other guy then proceeded to finger

this really fat ugly chick.

then my friend came home, lost control of all bodily functions

and attempted to grab onto a chair and missed. he fell to the ground,

nailed his head on the chair, and started shaking violently and shit

his pants.

this story was corroborated by my other friend who was there and didnt do acid.

beat that
 
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