weirdest ski nightmare

t-man152

t-man152

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I just had the weirdest nightmare. I was dreaming that I went to my ski shop to get my skis mounted. I told the guy to mount it exact center. the guy went into a backroom then came back a couple of minutes later I take the skis and go home. when I get home I realize that my skis are mounted backwards and that the bindings are like 5 inches from the tail of the ski (so forward stance since the bindings were mounted backwards. I freaked out in my dream and woke up in a cold sweat.

never had a nightmare like that of course I checked that my skis were ok. pfff they were fine

 
geez, what a bullahit

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yo im not making this shit up. in real life it wouldnt have happened and if it did the store would have fixed it but the point wasnt what my dream was about it was have any of you had anything weird like that.

 
dreams are often weird.

didn't dream about skiing, tho

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Iv dreamt that iv gone of booters and gravity just never kicked in and i just kept going up and up untill i was really high off the ground, then id start to fall towards another mountian and i always wake up when i go into the trees. its kinda weird, not a nightmare persay, but it does wake me up.

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haha this is even wieder. my friend had a dream that he was skiing with t-hall and i came along and said' who u skiing with eh?' hes like 'tanner hall' im said 'im better than him' tanners like 'no u aint.' im like 'lets fight... in the pipe.' so we went in a halfpipe but the pipe had moguls in the middle of it, so i could do crazy things/.

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I sometimes relive the time i busted my ACL. UHG!!! its horrible. I do the jump in slow motion and try and change what happening but i cant. DAM IT!

 
i had a dream where i got to the top of the mountain and i looked at the trails and it was like a farm feild. everyone was flying in it but i couldnt move. it sucked

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one time i had a dream that i hit a jump and overshot it and landed in the bushes and no one saw me go into the bushes and i broke both legs so i couldnt get out and they was a huge rock slope that i had to climb up to get out and i no one could hear me yell for help, it was scary

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i had a nightmare that my mountain had the lowest snowfall in recorded history, and that i only got two days, and it wasnt going to open until next season. oh wait... nevermind, i live in washington.

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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I keep dreaming about how i overshot this jump and knocked myself unconscious for like 7 minutes, then i remember comming out of concussion haze and I was on a backboard with a neckbrace. It still freaks me out.

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skiing and night mares dont go together. I dreamt I was falling of a massive cliff once tho.

Gravity sucks

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Every year the night beofre the opening day i have the same dream that there is abosolutely no snow on my hill and that we can't ski at all. I have it the same time every season.

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i had the falling dream and started to freak out. then i looked at my feet and notices i had skis on so i was like "oh i am just dropping a massive cliff" it was cool.

 
i keep on having dreams where its like jibberish and i get mad air off of tiny shit throwing sick shit...

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I dreamed that the chair lifts killed people by trowing them off and my parents forced me to go.

How the fuck did I come up with that???

Responsability,what's that?
 
not really a ski dream but do other people have dreams where your trying to run and you can only go very slowly and you often fall. Like im running away from "bad people" and i cant make it away

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yeah i had a temporary ski dream this one night, but all i remember is i was on the hill, then i was upside down, then i woke up

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i had a dream last night that i went to prison, then they gave me some time off so i wanted to go to kirkwood but i drove to utah for some reason

 
i went off a booter and never landed, then i woke up

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before opening day i always have dreams where i forget or lose things. like one dream i had there was this perfect powder run and i look down and dont have any boots on

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I had a nightmare that our park wouldnt open till february. O wait that actually happened

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have this dream everytime i watch patriot games -(i know fucked cause but anyway) - the dream starts with some continuation of the story line of the movie but then all of a sudden i'm skiing down a hill and hear a total horror movie laughing- and i look over and theres like a demon skiing super fast through all the trees on the side of the run- it turns towards me and i wake up..

 
i had one kind of like apples. i just way the hell up in the air, like 200 feet , it was scary. i dont remember if i landed or not

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

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i was sleepin in school, and i dremt i was grindin this rail and i caught an edge and fell, then i twitched like in the middle of class, people thought i was wierd

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had a skiing dream last night, there was an art contest at tremblant so i lifted up their 30 foot cbox and skied it to the bottom of the mountain where i then drew it. needless to say i won the art contest.

what the fuck was that dream about?

 
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