Weirdest Places You've Pleasured Yourself

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dingus

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What are some strange places that you've done the dirty to yourself or someone else if you are lucky enough.

Mine Include

Autozone

Stevens Pass Ski Mountain

PCMR

While Driving

Also on a sail boat

inb4 Thread gets taken down
 
Plane, whilst admiring the well shaped booty of a fit FA bird from Swiss Air. Expulsed my gargantuan load over the blanket of the sleeping guy next to me. Realised what I had done, changed seats and hoped the stale dry air of the cabin would form a nice solid crust instead of a droopy wet mess.
 
13447739:Laurent. said:
Plane, whilst admiring the well shaped booty of a fit FA bird from Swiss Air. Expulsed my gargantuan load over the blanket of the sleeping guy next to me. Realised what I had done, changed seats and hoped the stale dry air of the cabin would form a nice solid crust instead of a droopy wet mess.
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1. Why not use the bathroom?

2. Was it at night?

Probably when I stayed at my friends house and he was out either at a sporting event or something idk. I got bored and worked it in his bedroom, not in his bed though.
 
With my current girlfriend

-First baseball park in Canada (we broke in one night after leaving the bars)

-Hood of my truck on a country road

-restaurant bathroom

-outdoors countless amount of times

-bathroom of a club

- University of Western in a vacant classroom

-computer lab at Sheridan College

That's all I can think of on the top of my head. I guess you could say we like to keep things exciting.
 
13447745:Titus69 said:
1. Why not use the bathroom?

2. Was it at night?
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Half the pleasure is in the excitement of people possibly watching, also a bathroom door would have blocked my view of previously mentioned top clunge.

Yes, Swiss Business class so I had to launch over the massive armrest which took considerably knowledge of parabolic trajectories.
 
Knox 20 lecture hall at the Unoversity at Buffalo. It's like a 400 person lecture hall. We had sex over the professor's podium. Im pretty sure they run security cameras overnight too.
 
banged a chick in the 9th floor of the earth science building at the university of calgary in a public study room. sick view of the rockies

she's also on ns
 
13447768:Laurent. said:
Half the pleasure is in the excitement of people possibly watching, also a bathroom door would have blocked my view of previously mentioned top clunge.

Yes, Swiss Business class so I had to launch over the massive armrest which took considerably knowledge of parabolic trajectories.
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Im impressed, even though I have had erections next to random hotties on a plane I couldnt jerk it unless I was secluded from others, maybe at night with a blanket I could since everyone is always asleep but otherwise no.
 
On a 10 trip to mexico and we had no wifi In our rooms for some reason and I could use phone service there and there was wifi at this one little cafe thing so I yerked it in the bathroom of that very place
 
13447802:DeebieSkeebies said:
Cranked down in 6th grade in the bathroom when i needed to go shit. Felt immediate shame afterwards, oddly enough.
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some kid at my school got caught twice in a year jerking it in the bathroom. earned the nickname "bathroom buckley"
 
13447836:Peter. said:
some kid at my school got caught twice in a year jerking it in the bathroom. earned the nickname "bathroom buckley"
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apparently some kid in middle school one day up here in PC jerked the gerkin too a teacher via a clever Dorito bag apparatus over his dick, and got caught in the act, have no proof of it cuz all my friends swear its true and I didn't move to PC till I was in highskewl

rich kids are really fucking weird
 
There was a kid in 7th grade that was jerking it in the middle of class who got caught.

I haven't done it in any weird places though.
 
A few years ago got caught in class stroking it over the pants and even though he moved, its still a joke more than 4 years later.
 
It was on the podium at this place called the Knox 20 lecture hall in the university of buffalo. It was alright, I guess...
 
13448331:Kreech said:
It was on the podium at this place called the Knox 20 lecture hall in the university of buffalo. It was alright, I guess...
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13448468:theabortionator said:
Is a funeral weird?
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Not really, some times there is an attractive cougar all done up that gets the crank going lol, I know this is supposed to be about "DangerBating" but I had a very intense session with my wife after my grandmothers funeral.
 
Behind a snowbank in the Tommy Hilfiger outlet in manchester VT...was a dare by a friend and to this day cracks me up
 
13448934:bostonbomber said:
i fucked a girl in the bathroom of an elementary school, i may have committed a crime in doing so?
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If she attended that elementary school, yes that is quite illegal. Glad to see your first post is about how you may have committed rape.
 
13448505:KravtZ said:
Behind a snowbank in the Tommy Hilfiger outlet in manchester VT...was a dare by a friend and to this day cracks me up
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Oh my god that is hilarious... Manchester has been cristened in some weird places
 
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