Weirdest place to have sex

ur family kitchen table while there eating there

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
the 4th hole green

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
wierdest places i've had sex....golf course green and sand trap, bed of a moving pickup, jetski, beach in mexico, dance club in dublin...im sure there's more that i dont even remember

shit happens when you party naked

 
parents bedroom

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-lucas

'So which is it, are you a faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin servant of god?'

bomb hills not cities

 
on a family of porcupines migrating to the desert

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
for me they are, grandmas house, car, bed, her bed while her dads downstairs, my bed, her parents bed, couch, office, on the floor, in a chair

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
my bed, her bed, my dads bed, couch in living room, my floor, my cabin floor, her cabins bed/floor...and yes the porcupines

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I know it's a bit early this year, but every year somebody starts a thread about their goals for the season (that have to do with skiing, not fucking a cheerleader) and you know the rest.

-the-east-isnt-that-bad

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns

-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

 
where we wanted to but never did-beach, golf course, elevator, in front of a camera, at school, on the hood of her car, on the trampoline, in a hot tub, while driving a car, some others

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
these porcupines did, and they were knawing on antelope

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
the most fun i've had is on the bar at the chart house in steamboat. oh and all over the resturant, office/tables/floor. but behind and on the bar were by far the best there. i've also had sex with two other girls sitting in the room playing gin or some shit, that was very weird in my eyes. why didn't they leave?

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
On a trampoline sitting in the middle of my yard.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
little bit of f**kin bouncy bounce?

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
the laundry room of building 6 at staff housing in whistler.

in the woods beside the path that goes around lost lake.

on a rock on her neighbours property.

sadly not in a gondola yet.

Darryl Hunt

Jesus doesn't live here.
 
i saw some people getting it on on the gondola at northstar last year... lucky bastard

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
^u've had a 11,000 posts already and only been a member since June wtf???

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Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah....Good Stuff

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

You all take luck now! You take luck and care!
 
for me its in the outfield of a baseball field at my school during a football game.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
grandmother's bed

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.

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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
 
never done it, but in her parents bed.

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
on a boat dock right on the river

FIGHT THE POWDER,SAVE THE WHALES,SMILES ARE FREE,AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL-KEEP IT REAL

 
the food prep table at his work is I think the oddest place for me...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
Huge broken into house

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
you want to talk about awkward moments, I once called Lois Frank during sex. Your move Sherlock.

Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657

 
bs^

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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that would suck in an airplane bathroom, you wouldnt be able to move. you'd get the faucet shoved up your ass.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
in a church

Ron Burgundy: you pooped in the refrigerator, and ate a whole wheel of cheeze?wow im not even mad, im actually amazed.
 
has nobody thought of the zoo?! with all the asian tourists! comon!

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team tdot.com - freeriders unite

SteezeGave Me Lower Back Pain.

Momentum Session 4
 
or mabye they have a meaningful relationship not based on sex.......

oh what the fuck am i talking about?

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
park bench and in the woods.

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
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