weirdest junk e-mail you've ever gotten

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ProHo

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I just got an e-mail in my hotmail called: 'Boobless Bitches Eating Pussy'
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i got one saying 'animals pissing on chiks', quite disturbing.

help me find my bike, and beat the shit out of those theives
 
a little bored are we de... uhhh prohoe chick

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard

 
I got one saying,

'I'll crap on you sawson!!!

and another that said

'Midget orgys!!!'

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
dont rag on the ho shes my idol!

'steve are my nipples pancaked?- denise on the phone to her boyfriend while i read out the pancake nipple thread..

 
io keep getting PWN U 2 HUX0red 15 THED PEN15' about penis enlargin shit.

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Proud Member Of Canada's Drinking Team

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

 
'Tiffany Want's Your dick In her tranny ass'

i was like, wtf tiffany!!!!AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHh

2 Inchers Club

I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
 
speaking of trannies...what would you do if you took home the hottest girl you have ever seen in your entire life, got her naked, and noticed she had a dick? i'd prolly shoot her

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
'glrht grand big whén lif@e (¨5eems to expensive, you demand ºto acquire ahead yy.>'

i have no idea what the hell hat is supposed to mean

.:JERONIMO:.

'mty nizzleQ!!!!!! mofo bitch ass punk bitch crystalo durinbkin YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mhewll mother fubnkin yea!!!11111'

-Derek (while extremely drunk)
 
'Own your own midget slave in 12 hours and increase your penis size at the same time'

'I wouldn't have showered this morning if I hadn't thrown up in my sleep.'
 
yes, yes it does.. hahahahh

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Proud Member Of Canada's Drinking Team

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

 
haha ive had alot of those... i once had 'raging teenage hormones make a lesbian give head to a horse... wanna see it?' i was like... oh my fuckin god

Jigga say wha??

*OFFICAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES

Member of the lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl club
 
hey.. i was in that porn video. i was the horse.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta bubblegum.... bitches.
 
one with a chick doing a horse and animals. i dont get what the fuck these fuckers are thinking. we should hunt them down and kill them.

Official Executioner of the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council

www.FreeStylerX.com - FreeSki and Aggro Skate - FSX 4 Life!
 
'Are you in debt from your penis enlargement payments and porn rentals? WE CAN HELP YOU!'

'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
 
i got one from my grandma about the history of the middle finger.

'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
 
I had one where it told me if I took this pill once a day it would 'enhance my penis size by 3 inches in 3 weeks!'

'Some day's your the dog and other days you're the hydrant asshole'

-my uncle Gary telling me his philosophy on life while drunk in a bar

Five-9 Productions

'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'

-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR
 
I got one promissing me 'mangina enlargement' now my question is if i even had a mangina why would I want it to be bigger?

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They call me the centaur, I'm a man but I'm built like a horse from the waist down.

The Official NS Pirate with Matt Harvey's seal of approval

 
Yeah I got that penis enhancing email too...it kinda disturbed me. You'd think they'd look at the emails and send them to the people who actually sounded like they had penises but no...

*~*~Good things come in pretty packages!*~*~
 
DrPepper- I deleted it, sorry.

But the story went something like this:

The french and english had some battle and if the french one they were planning to cut off all the british middle fingers, so french lost(surprise) and the english flicked them the bird, cause the french suck.

'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
 
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