Weirdest/Funniest Place youve had sex

how did that work out? ive been curious but concerned the water would make things more frictiony
 
haha ok..

in the middle of a soccer field at a park in my town

back of my dads car outside a chill sesh in my friends garage

exgirlfriends bed, a half hour after she told her mom i took her virginity, with her mom in the next room. claim.
 
it does not work out very well haha, ive done it in a hottub and the water washes her natural lube shit away, my experience: kind of uncomfortable i would rather do it in a bed lol
 
In the church basement with my girlfriend during Basic Training....the USAFA church. I have box seats in hell now.
 
My school has this stupid fuckin rule that you cant sign people into the dorms between the hours of 330am and 6am, and my girlfriend and I got back from a bar at about 4 and they told us we had to wait. So we went to a diner for a little bit, came back at about 5 and the guard still wouldnt let us in early (she doesnt go to my school, thought i should clarify that). So we went and waited in "the drunk room," which is just a classroom near the guards desk that they sometimes make people wait in. So. Yea. Fucked her in there. We had awhile to wait, and it was pretty amusing imagining the security guard walking in, which he never did.

The other fairly interesting one was a drained out pool. In the middle of a park in downtown Manhattan. In the middle of february.

Had to hop a few fences first but we were meeting people and she was just... In need. So I accomodated.
 
My friend was on vacation, and we went to his house hoping we could sneak in and commandeer one of his beds/couches. When we couldn't break in, we ended up boning on his back porch. Good times.
 
I'm doing that this winter. I'm stoked for it...

There's a thread like this in LM, but anyways...

-Sand dunes

-behind some trailers at a resort

-in a field

-in a public bathroom

-in a public park at night (probably my favorite one, do it)

-her grandparents bed

-both my cars

-like some other kid said, my dorm with roomie above me, her dorm with roomies all around, dorm shower...

I could go on for a while, but I'll let some people catch up. lol
 
sorry for my double post, but x2. It's not my favorite. Feels kind of like what it feels like to rub your skin right after using soap... kind of sticky. But then there's sudden burst of smoothness... Do it in the shower instead.
 
When I lived in Boston... I met this really amazing girl. She was bred to fuck. ahaha

So the story goes:

I lived in Boston aprox. 2 years ago and I was walking through downtown Boston. We were in the South end and we saw a playground. Mind you it was around 11:30 on a Friday Night, and we just finished up having a few drinks with friends at a resteraunt. We sat down on the swings and started talking... One thing led to another and we started fooling around in the park and we winded up having some fun on this:

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grandma's buick- haha
In the bed next to her sleeping brother-
The Gondola on the back side of keystone-WORD
 
In a canoe on a lake

Top of a quarry

In the car on the side of the turnpike.

In the ocean in the middle of the day.

Back of my truck while fishing on the beach during the day.
 
Fun'y at squaw, gondy at northstar, squaw parking lot, alpine parking lot, Beach during the day, top of parking garage SF during the day.highway 101 when the cop was nice enough to check in with us to make sure we were ok. im sure there are more but i cant think of them, ill get back .
 
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hmmm...my fave was probably on the couch next to my little sister. like the thread creators friend, movie theater bathrooms always a good time too.
 
bahaha everytime me and my boyfriend end up at the mall for any reason we always do it in the cloest avaliable dressing room. silence is the key. deep penetration. deep.
 
1.) Sand dunes in Cape Cod

2.) At the end of a dock at a lake in the Adirondacks (Made Waves haha)

3.) Girls Shower at a school neither of us went to

4.) Her dorm room with 7 other girls in the room

5.) The bathroom of I don't know how many partys
 
Her living room with her sister in the next room (she kept walking by us and looking at us funny) but we were under a blanket kind of, her dad was asleep a room (without a door) away, and her mom was in another adjacent room watching tv. Sketch but fun.

Tent, but that's nothing special.
 
i have some fucked up ones.

more times then i can count i fucked my ex girlfriend right infront of her twin brother while he was sleeping. i use to sleep over at her house because her brother was my best friend n she would always sneak downstairs where we were sleeping and we would bang.

another time we snuck up into his room and started banging and he woke up, which he never does, and started looking for me and found me in his room with my ass in the air pounding his twin sister. hahaha he freaked out at first but was cool the next mourning.

another time a kid had a party, he had 2 real young sisters that had bunk beds. one dude was passed out on the top bunk and me n this bitch started fucking on the bottom bunk of this little girls bed. hahaha. then it was too small so we moved to the party hoster's parents room and finished up there. lmao.

i think thats aabout it for kinky spots
 
I think it's funny that you all think no one knows you're having sex when there's other people in the room. Believe me, they know.
best place - ski boat, middle of the lake, mid day.
 
a beanbag chair.

wouldn't have been nearly as weird had her little sister not half walked in on us. Formed an eternal bond between me and the sister though...her being 13 years old at the time, and walking in on me sexing up her older sister.

shit, and the most awkward was on this little like 3 ft long couch. Well or on a sectional couch, one of those L shaped ones. Endless possibilities.
 
mine would probably either have to be the DJ booth in my fraternity house during a party, or the front row of the parking lot at my local mountain.

the funniest shit i ever saw though was during a Half pipe comp at roundtop ( our pipe is serviced by a j-bar) my on ebuddy was banng his girl in the top shack of the j bar waving to every one as they got off the j bar
 
i was at a bonfire in the middle of the woods and wanted to fuck this girl so i just walked out into the woods with her and went at it
 
LA arboretum in the bamboo forrestOn an Amtrak train going to MontanaIn an outdoor hot tub we broke into in Montana (winter)On the roof of my old loft in LA (same spot as my main photo)In my car last Halloween in probably one of the most ghetto neighborhoods in SoCal (guy I was seeing really liked my costume)In my ex boyfriends SUV parked on Melrose Blvd in front of a restaurant On the Santa Monica beach next to the pier around 10 at night... (I do not recommend beaches... sand gets everywhere)
I think that is about it, everywhere else was pretty normal
 
Dated this girl hailee for 2 years, the cornerstone of our relationship pretty much was that we were both really into sex.

1. every albertsons parking lot in boise

2. roof of YMCA

3. Up in the foothills in middle of knowhere

4. everywhere on the back of my suburban (every movie theater parking lot)

5. in their RV

6. Every building on the BSU campus with more then 2 floors.

7. On center feild of the BSU stadium on the Blue turf late january in middle of the night

8. redfish lake on a dock

9. redfish lake in the boat

10. Mccall, in her cabin w the parents sleeping upstairs

11. bathroom at bogus basin (see sig)

12. a couple different hotels

and then a bunch of other places like my house her house and all the normal stuff :)

/claim/
 
captain lando calresian and i gang banged jessica alba on alderon while it was getting blown up, fucking epic day
 
the floor of a gym neither of us went to
on a greyhound bus
trunk of a minivan
living room floor, ass naked in front of the fire( I think you might see a similar scene in a 1970s porno)
...other norms
 
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